The Official Joke Thread

[Neapolitan]

Originally Posted by Saurus

I'm going to go with short, cheesy ones:

How did the broom get a girlfriend? He swept her off his feet.

Why can't you bear a pterodactyl using the restroom? Because the p is silent.

Is it why "can't you bear" or "why can't you hear?"

[Saurus]

Originally Posted by Neapolitan

Is it why "can't you bear" or "why can't you hear?"

'hear.' whoops. edited it right now

[Justthefacts]

A child molester and a little boy walk into the woods and it's getting darker and scarier the farther they go, and the little boy goes "Gee sir, it's getting really scary"' and the child molester says "you think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone".