The Sick MJ Joke Thread

sweet_nothing · 06-26-2009, 10:35 PM

I don't understand what the big deal is with MJ dying is, he'll just comeback as a zombie haven't you guys seen Thriller?

Antonio · 06-26-2009, 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stone Birds

Stone Birds · 06-26-2009, 11:37 PM

lol

6underground · 07-01-2009, 10:19 AM

How is Michael Jackson like caviar?
They both come on little crackers.

LoathsomePete · 07-01-2009, 10:25 AM

When Farrah Fawcett died and ascended to Heaven St. Peter told her that because she lived a righteous life she would be granted one wish. Her wish was for the safety of all the children in the world, ten minutes later Micheal Jackson died.

Stone Birds · 07-01-2009, 10:34 AM

someone already told that joke in this thread. sorry.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JayJamJah

When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven God granted her one wish.

Because she was selfless she wished that no harm would come to any children anymore

So God killed Michael Jackson

Ricochet~kun · 07-01-2009, 10:42 AM

OH MY GOD xD

thats some funny **** there.... hitler and MJ... the birthday party xD

Stone Birds · 07-01-2009, 10:46 AM

i originally posted that.

Ricochet~kun · 07-01-2009, 10:49 AM

then gratz

did u make it, or did u just post it?

Stone Birds · 07-01-2009, 10:54 AM

i only posted it, we need more vids for this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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6underground Prozac Princess Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 198	How is Michael Jackson like caviar? They both come on little crackers.

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