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07-01-2009, 02:01 PM | #32 (permalink) |
Occams Razor
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I don't think it even counts as a joke.
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Me, Myself and I United as One If you're posting in the music forums make sure to be thoughtful and expressive, if you're posting in the lounge ask yourself "is this something that adds to the conversation?" It's important to remember that a lot of people use each thread. You're probably not as funny or clever as you think, I know I'm not. My Van Morrison Discography Thread |
07-01-2009, 02:31 PM | #33 (permalink) |
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Q: When is bed time at the Neverland Ranch?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand. Also, I agree with this statement.
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07-01-2009, 10:49 PM | #35 (permalink) |
Man vs. Wild Turkey
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This one is pretty wrong.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne waits until puberty to come onto your face.
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07-02-2009, 12:02 AM | #36 (permalink) |
Occams Razor
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timeless, I love jokes that transcend generations.
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Me, Myself and I United as One If you're posting in the music forums make sure to be thoughtful and expressive, if you're posting in the lounge ask yourself "is this something that adds to the conversation?" It's important to remember that a lot of people use each thread. You're probably not as funny or clever as you think, I know I'm not. My Van Morrison Discography Thread |
07-03-2009, 01:50 PM | #37 (permalink) |
Ba and Be.
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Remember that news footage a few years ago showing Michael Jackson dangling a young child from a hotel balcony? Odd, because he normally just tosses them off.
Gary Glitter has won the auction for Michael Jackson's PC.
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07-04-2009, 10:33 AM | #38 (permalink) |
rocknroll forever
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I heard he wanted to be cremated. Too bad you can't burn that much plastic.
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07-04-2009, 06:51 PM | #39 (permalink) |
Groupie
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Aww, all the sick ones i've heard are in here already!
Michael Jacksons death is now being investigated as suspicious, the sunshine and the moonlight have been cleared of charges, but the boogie will remain in custody for further questioning. |
07-04-2009, 08:17 PM | #40 (permalink) | |
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Q: What's the difference between Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson? A: Richard Pryor got burnt on coke, Michael Jackson got burnt on Pepsi! Q: Have you heard about the foundation that Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor have started? A: It's called the Ignited Negro College Fund. |
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