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Old 07-07-2009, 12:03 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Rape ones = not cool.
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Old 07-07-2009, 12:34 AM   #12 (permalink)
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To one night stand:
Your cat was tighter.
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:07 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Just After Having Sex:

"Are condoms suppose to have those big tears down the side?"
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Old 07-07-2009, 03:11 PM   #14 (permalink)
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To Your Boss:

"I know, I can't believe I sound that convincing over the phone either."
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Old 07-07-2009, 03:24 PM   #15 (permalink)
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"I would like..."
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Old 07-07-2009, 03:26 PM   #16 (permalink)
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To the police officer:

Go ahead, even if you dig the whole ****ing thing up you'll only find a finger. . . maybe.
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Old 07-07-2009, 04:34 PM   #17 (permalink)
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to your girlfriend:

"will you marry me?"
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Old 07-07-2009, 07:33 PM   #18 (permalink)
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While Donating Blood

"Syphilis and gonorrhea cancel each other out right?"
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Old 07-07-2009, 07:53 PM   #19 (permalink)
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at a funeral:

i'm so sorry for your loss man, your mom had THE best tits and pussy around.


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no, don't look there, that's where i hide my stash!
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isn't this one of the main reasons for this entire site?

what's next? a thread made specifically to banter about music?
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Old 07-07-2009, 08:26 PM   #20 (permalink)
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When getting raunchy with a guy:

Awww, it's so cute.
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