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Old 04-13-2010, 06:58 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 04-13-2010, 07:51 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 04-13-2010, 07:52 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Somehow, I knew you'd not, not, not, not, not, not like this thread.
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Old 04-13-2010, 07:54 PM   #24 (permalink)
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There isn't actually a talented art to this. Protractors can be correct or eat my dust.
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Old 04-22-2010, 12:34 AM   #25 (permalink)
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No kleptomaniacal protractor eats dust as ornately as the three-toed sloth! And several crawling octopi out-swiff the Swiffer any day. With regards to Mr. Donkey Penis, oven mitts are NOT the best bug repellant. Or Shamu.

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If a chicken was smart enough to be able to speak English and run in a geometric pattern, then I think it should be smart enough to dial 911 (999) before getting the axe, and scream to the operator, "Something must be done! Something must be done!"
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Old 04-22-2010, 07:03 AM   #26 (permalink)
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dastardly flatulence?

hardly! the quasi-circumstantial radius of time is too small to allow such a gleaming event to slip. besides, we need to reduce the fractal limits of the bean blaster before the flake ladies will reveal their pasty secrets.

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dastardly flatulence?

hardly! the quasi-circumstantial radius of time is too small to allow such a gleaming event to slip. besides, we need to reduce the fractal limits of the bean blaster before the flake ladies will reveal their pasty secrets.

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Oh, that's the most unlikely plaid peach boot I've ever embarked! Pasty secrets repose in scintillating toast and capitalize on *all* reductionism.

Slippers! Slippers outflank bean blasters any carpal, even without the meringue.
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If a chicken was smart enough to be able to speak English and run in a geometric pattern, then I think it should be smart enough to dial 911 (999) before getting the axe, and scream to the operator, "Something must be done! Something must be done!"
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Old 04-22-2010, 11:56 AM   #28 (permalink)
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are you fornicating? did you even butter my nodule?

slippers are not arboreal. they do not perambulate.

even the wonkiest bean blaster fiddles the juice. they personify the very axiom of twinkling space. if you cannot moan for mustard, then i'm afraid you must be a rhombus.

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are you fornicating? did you even butter my nodule?

slippers are not arboreal. they do not perambulate.

even the wonkiest bean blaster fiddles the juice. they personify the very axiom of twinkling space. if you cannot moan for mustard, then i'm afraid you must be a rhombus.

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Oh, slippers salivate the slugs EVERY fergus! And your tepid trembling engages no mustard moans, forsooth. What serendipitous peasantry have you been rooting?!

Don't you go milking that mucusy, ruptured parchment! Anarchy IS a meager clam. And YOURS.
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