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CanwllCorfe · 05-13-2010, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NumberNineDream

That's surprisingly deep.

Indeed.

iron9567 · 05-14-2010, 12:20 PM

"why do i have to be cursed with these good looks it's not my fault i was born like this blame my fathers spectacular sperm for this miracle"

...10 translations later we get:

"Why is this damn good to see, not my fault I was born, my parents should be responsible for this wonderful miracle of sperm

"why do i have to be cursed with these good looks it's not my fault i was born like this blame my fathers spectacular sperm for this miracle"

...25 translations later we get:

"Since it is easy to see that it is my fault I was born, my parents are responsible for a bloody miracle seeds"

"why do i have to be cursed with these good looks it's not my fault i was born like this blame my fathers spectacular sperm for this miracle"

...54 translations later we get:

"Blood Binstock father is my intention salahku"

iron9567 · 05-14-2010, 12:26 PM

"im sorry for using icy hot as lubricant "

...25 translations later we get:

"The sad and temperature leads to gel"

~~James~~ · 05-14-2010, 01:20 PM

"I believe in this and it's been tested by research those who **** nuns will later join the church"

54 translations later

"Activities of religious conflict, if you think that bitch"

AWESOME!!!!

Psy-Fi · 05-14-2010, 07:58 PM

"Can you please direct me to the nearest house of ill repute?"

54 translations later...

"Celebrity family?"

Which led me to my next question...

"What would Ozzie have to say about this?"

54 translations later...

"Problem."

Seltzer · 05-15-2010, 05:36 AM

Feeding it awkward/difficult grammatical constructs is the best way to make it crash and burn

This is the sort of thing up with which I will not put. Would that I could but I can't so I shan't. Although I had not intended to change my mind, if I were to do so, having previously been tenacious in my cause, I would then resign myself to being inadequate, as is required of me.

10 translations later...

They are not. I think I can, but it can. Although this will not change my mind if I did not, for me to expand, I want to thank the most unpleasant, but we needed.

~~CAPTAIN CAVEMAN~~ · 05-15-2010, 07:00 AM

"SATAN"

...54 translations later we get:

"Granny Explosion."

i find that hard to believe...

heres where it got nutty:

Back to ENGLISH : Satan
FRENCH : Satan
Back to ENGLISH : Satan
GALICIAN : Satanás
Back to ENGLISH : Boomer <<<<<<<<<<<< WTF
GERMAN : Boomer
Back to ENGLISH : Boomer
GREEK : Boomer
Back to ENGLISH : Boomer

gunnels · 05-15-2010, 01:05 PM

"Is there really a god?" >>54 translations later>> "Yes, sir."
"When will I die?" >>10 translations later>> "If you die, do you live?"
"How will Canada fall?" >>54 translations later>> "The work of Brazil"

This is like God in text form.

DearJenny · 05-15-2010, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CAPTAIN CAVEMAN

Back to ENGLISH : Satan
FRENCH : Satan
Back to ENGLISH : Satan
GALICIAN : Satanás
Back to ENGLISH : Boomer <<<<<<<<<<<< WTF
GERMAN : Boomer
Back to ENGLISH : Boomer
GREEK : Boomer
Back to ENGLISH : Boomer

I know a guy named Boomer. Should I be afraid that he is really Satan and going to explode and release a countless amount of grannies(probably evil ones) upon the world?

Zer0 · 05-18-2010, 05:41 PM

"Butter and ****er spaniels mean it's party time"

After 54 translates this translates to

"Oil in every house"

Damn right there should be oil in every house...

05-14-2010, 12:20 PM	#22 (permalink)
iron9567 musicbanter peeping tom Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 74	"why do i have to be cursed with these good looks it's not my fault i was born like this blame my fathers spectacular sperm for this miracle" ...10 translations later we get: "Why is this damn good to see, not my fault I was born, my parents should be responsible for this wonderful miracle of sperm "why do i have to be cursed with these good looks it's not my fault i was born like this blame my fathers spectacular sperm for this miracle" ...25 translations later we get: "Since it is easy to see that it is my fault I was born, my parents are responsible for a bloody miracle seeds" "why do i have to be cursed with these good looks it's not my fault i was born like this blame my fathers spectacular sperm for this miracle" ...54 translations later we get: "Blood Binstock father is my intention salahku" __________________ thanks The iron man I don't want to change the world. I just want to make the world colder then the day I came.

05-14-2010, 12:26 PM	#23 (permalink)
iron9567 musicbanter peeping tom Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 74	"im sorry for using icy hot as lubricant " ...25 translations later we get: "The sad and temperature leads to gel" __________________ thanks The iron man I don't want to change the world. I just want to make the world colder then the day I came.

05-15-2010, 05:36 AM	#26 (permalink)
Seltzer Fish in the percolator! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hobbit Land NZ Posts: 2,870	Feeding it awkward/difficult grammatical constructs is the best way to make it crash and burn This is the sort of thing up with which I will not put. Would that I could but I can't so I shan't. Although I had not intended to change my mind, if I were to do so, having previously been tenacious in my cause, I would then resign myself to being inadequate, as is required of me. 10 translations later... They are not. I think I can, but it can. Although this will not change my mind if I did not, for me to expand, I want to thank the most unpleasant, but we needed. __________________ In the Court of King Crimson \| Last.fm \| RYM

05-18-2010, 05:41 PM	#30 (permalink)
Zer0 ∞ Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Ireland Posts: 3,792	"Butter and **er spaniels mean it's party time" After 54 translates this translates to "Oil in every house" Damn right there should be oil in every house... __________________ Last FM \| RYM \| The Final Sound**

05-14-2010, 01:20 PM	#24 (permalink)
~~James~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Scotland Posts: 4,483	"I believe in this and it's been tested by research those who **** nuns will later join the church" 54 translations later "Activities of religious conflict, if you think that bitch" AWESOME!!!!

05-14-2010, 07:58 PM	#25 (permalink)
Psy-Fi Aficionado of Fine Filth Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: You don't want to look in there. Posts: 6,862	"Can you please direct me to the nearest house of ill repute?" 54 translations later... "Celebrity family?" Which led me to my next question... "What would Ozzie have to say about this?" 54 translations later... "Problem."

05-15-2010, 07:00 AM	#27 (permalink)
~~CAPTAIN CAVEMAN~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: VAN Posts: 2,530	"SATAN" ...54 translations later we get: "Granny Explosion." i find that hard to believe... heres where it got nutty: Back to ENGLISH : Satan FRENCH : Satan Back to ENGLISH : Satan GALICIAN : Satanás Back to ENGLISH : Boomer <<<<<<<<<<<< WTF GERMAN : Boomer Back to ENGLISH : Boomer GREEK : Boomer Back to ENGLISH : Boomer