Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Hell yea you are.
To get an accurate picture of my dad, imagine the following:

60 year-old Ned Flanders who's ego-maniacal, addicted to pain meds, sexually outspoken in the absolute worst scenarios, loud, obnoxious, inconsiderate, bent from too much heroin and acid abuse, devoid of any type of fashion sense unless you consider a trailer-park fashion show or something, a misogynist, and a racist.

Will you be my dad?