Do You Piss in the Shower?

Howard the Duck · 01-23-2011, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Sounds horrible.

The subwoofer part reminds me of my last apartment. At that place the wall of my bedroom where the head of my bed was was also my neighbors living room wall. The dude was a trumpet player who worked evenings and when he got home at around one o'clock in the morning he'd practice a little free jazz on the old horn a couple feet from my head.

I'm usually the culprit - I was playing White Zombie at 1 in the morning and the dude in the house behind me were throwing stones at my window

Freebase Dali · 01-23-2011, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Sounds horrible.

The subwoofer part reminds me of my last apartment. At that place the wall of my bedroom where the head of my bed was was also my neighbors living room wall. The dude was a trumpet player who worked evenings and when he got home at around one o'clock in the morning he'd practice a little free jazz on the old horn a couple feet from my head.

Hahaha. That's horrible. Normally I'd say "why don't you go say something about it", but I haven't said anything about my situation. I let the cheesy bass lines slide because they don't happen often enough for it to be a problem. I mean, this lady listens to music pretty much solely on holidays.
As far as the people below, I don't really want to go tell them to please tone down the retarded in their child...

I guess it's just the price you pay for the price you pay. My rent is only 670 a month, and the place isn't bad or ghetto by any means (Louisiana is a pretty affordable place to live).. I just got the unluck of the draw regarding my neighbors.

**Janszoon** · 01-23-2011, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Hahaha. That's horrible. Normally I'd say "why don't you go say something about it", but I haven't said anything about my situation. I let the cheesy bass lines slide because they don't happen often enough for it to be a problem. I mean, this lady listens to music pretty much solely on holidays.

I used to bang on the wall sometimes with that guy, and to his credit, he would generally take the hint stop if I did that. But still, how dense do you have to be to not realize a goddamn trumpet is too fucking loud to play late at night when you live in an apartment building?

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

As far as the people below, I don't really want to go tell them to please tone down the retarded in their child...

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

I guess it's just the price you pay for the price you pay. My rent is only 670 a month, and the place isn't bad or ghetto by any means (Louisiana is a pretty affordable place to live).. I just got the unluck of the draw regarding my neighbors.

Yeah, I paid $650 for the place with the trumpet player and it was in Philly so it was in a pretty shitty neighborhood.

Howard the Duck · 01-23-2011, 07:55 PM

when I was a kid, I was in a restaurant having a heavy dinner, I opted not to use their toilet when I had to go

on the way home, I shat all over the car seat

Ska Lagos Jew Sun Ra · 01-23-2011, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Il Duce

when I was a kid, I was in a restaurant having a heavy dinner, I opted not to use their toilet when I had to go

on the way home, I shat all over the car seat

Wah... NO, I'm not coming back to this thread.

Dr.Seussicide · 01-23-2011, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Il Duce

when I was a kid, I was in a restaurant having a heavy dinner, I opted not to use their toilet when I had to go

on the way home, I shat all over the car seat

You've said the nastiest shit so far in this thread.

Freebase Dali · 01-23-2011, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr.Seussicide

You've said the nastiest shit so far in this thread.

That reminds me of a story a friend recently told me.
He and his girl have a baby who's about a year or so old, and he described to me his first experience of a baby discovering how to open his diaper after a nice hefty dose of diarrhea had been deposited, and spread it all over himself, his surroundings, and even in his mouth.

They found dried shit in insane places for days afterward. Ever found diarrhea behind a small rip in wallpaper? They did. How about underneath a toenail? They did.

Babies. The nastiest shit so far, anywhere.

Dr.Seussicide · 01-23-2011, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

That reminds me of a story a friend recently told me.
He and his girl have a baby who's about a year or so old, and he described to me his first experience of a baby discovering how to open his diaper after a nice hefty dose of diarrhea had been deposited, and spread it all over himself, his surroundings, and even in his mouth.

They found dried shit in insane places for days afterward. Ever found diarrhea behind a small rip in wallpaper? They did. How about underneath a toenail? They did.

Babies. The nastiest shit so far, anywhere.

That's. Fucking disgusting.

And by far the shittiest story I've ever heard.

But the bottom line is, shit should never be found in orifices =|

Paedantic Basterd · 01-23-2011, 09:41 PM

Apparently my cousins painted the bathtub walls with poop a children.

So many reasons not to have kids.

djchameleon · 01-23-2011, 11:38 PM

that's probably the only time I didn't

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