Do You Piss in the Shower?

Freebase Dali · 01-23-2011, 07:27 PM

I gotta pee right now.
Would it be weird if I peed in the shower instead of the toilet, without turning the water on or anything?

My neighbors will probably hear me in the next apartments, so I don't want the pee sounds to be masked by water. I want them to fully grasp the extent of how well I can hear them farting and groaning when they take a shit in their bathroom.

You do not need to make that much noise when you shit. I understand relief, but it does not need to be expressed so enthusiastically that I can hear it through the walls and mistake it for someone being murdered.

**Janszoon** · 01-23-2011, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

I gotta pee right now.
Would it be weird if I peed in the shower instead of the toilet, without turning the water on or anything?

My neighbors will probably hear me in the next apartments, so I don't want the pee sounds to be masked by water. I want them to fully grasp the extent of how well I can hear them farting and groaning when they take a shit in their bathroom.

You do not need to make that much noise when you shit. I understand relief, but it does not need to be expressed so enthusiastically that I can hear it through the walls and mistake it for someone being murdered.

This gives new meaning to the phrase "that's the funniest shit I've ever heard". I'm so sorry you can can hear your neighbors taking a shit. You should go piss on their door or, if they open it, in their faces.

01-23-2011, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

This gives new meaning to the phrase "that's the funniest shit I've ever heard". I'm so sorry you can can hear your neighbors taking a shit. You should go piss on their door or, if they open it, in their faces.

Flaming bag of dog poop would be my first choice.

**Janszoon** · 01-23-2011, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Conan

Flaming bag of dog poop would be my first choice.

But he said he had to pee.

s_k · 01-23-2011, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

I understand relief, but it does not need to be expressed so enthusiastically that I can hear it through the walls and mistake it for someone being murdered.

My goodness if i should ever hear my neighbours take a dump...
That would probably mean the **** hit the fan as there's 50 metres or so between me and the house of my my closest neighbour

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View Poll Results: Do you piss in the shower?
Yes	43	43.43%
No	23	23.23%
Sometimes	22	22.22%
I pee in the sink.	2	2.02%
No, but I crap in the shower	3	3.03%
No, but I bathe in the toilet	3	3.03%
I use the shower exclusively for cleaning my anal beads	3	3.03%
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01-23-2011, 07:27 PM	#1 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	I gotta pee right now. Would it be weird if I peed in the shower instead of the toilet, without turning the water on or anything? My neighbors will probably hear me in the next apartments, so I don't want the pee sounds to be masked by water. I want them to fully grasp the extent of how well I can hear them farting and groaning when they take a shit in their bathroom. You do not need to make that much noise when you shit. I understand relief, but it does not need to be expressed so enthusiastically that I can hear it through the walls and mistake it for someone being murdered.