How many more polls will Whiskey make?

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 02-01-2013, 07:13 PM

This is a very serious situation, how many more generic and dull polls with threads are to come?

Rjinn · 02-01-2013, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla

This is a very serious situation, how many more generic and dull polls with threads are to come?

Vanilla flavour being ironic. :P

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 02-01-2013, 07:32 PM

Engine · 02-01-2013, 07:40 PM

My vote is 8. When a moderator sees this please add 8 to the poll options.

Bloozcrooz · 02-01-2013, 07:56 PM

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 02-01-2013, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Engine

My vote is 8. When a moderator sees this please add 8 to the poll options.

Done!

Freebase Dali · 02-01-2013, 08:15 PM

I don't see the following option:

"Whiskey had long ago set out to be the world's largest pole collector. As an admirer of poles, he sought to find and/or create as many as he could, simply to be surrounded by such a variety of poles of all lengths, girths, and hues. When he arrived here at this forum, he saw the option to create a poll in threads. 'Silly forum administrators', he thought, 'you spelled poles wrong.' He then began to create polls. But much to his dismay, nothing was happening. 'Stupid forum, you are inadequate at pole creation', he thought. Yet, Whiskey was a determined young man, and no matter how many silly, illiterate administrators there were here, nor how bad this forum is at creating poles, he fought on. And to this day, he is still fighting."

Why is this not an option?
It should be.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 02-01-2013, 08:19 PM

If he wants to create poles he could always get Yac to screw his mother.

14232949 · 02-01-2013, 08:19 PM

I'm still calling it, Whiskey's brand of inanity is due to him being Howard the Duck's re-incarnation.
I never believed in it before, but the similarities between the two and their timing can not simply be coincidence.

Freebase Dali · 02-01-2013, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hat€monger ?

If he wants to create poles he could always get Yac to screw his mother.

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02-01-2013, 07:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	How many more polls will Whiskey make? This is a very serious situation, how many more generic and dull polls with threads are to come? __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

02-01-2013, 07:32 PM	#3 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	__________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

02-01-2013, 07:40 PM	#4 (permalink)
Engine air quote Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: pollen & mold Posts: 3,108	My vote is 8. When a moderator sees this please add 8 to the poll options. __________________ Like an arrow, I was only passing through.

02-01-2013, 08:15 PM	#7 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	I don't see the following option: "Whiskey had long ago set out to be the world's largest pole collector. As an admirer of poles, he sought to find and/or create as many as he could, simply to be surrounded by such a variety of poles of all lengths, girths, and hues. When he arrived here at this forum, he saw the option to create a poll in threads. 'Silly forum administrators', he thought, 'you spelled poles wrong.' He then began to create polls. But much to his dismay, nothing was happening. 'Stupid forum, you are inadequate at pole creation', he thought. Yet, Whiskey was a determined young man, and no matter how many silly, illiterate administrators there were here, nor how bad this forum is at creating poles, he fought on. And to this day, he is still fighting." Why is this not an option? It should be. __________________

02-01-2013, 08:19 PM	#8 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	If he wants to create poles he could always get Yac to screw his mother. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

02-01-2013, 08:19 PM	#9 (permalink)
14232949 The Big Dog Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,989	I'm still calling it, Whiskey's brand of inanity is due to him being Howard the Duck's re-incarnation. I never believed in it before, but the similarities between the two and their timing can not simply be coincidence.