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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1380653)

Fuck that shit. It's all about Mars bars for me. Apparently they don't sell Mars bars in the US which is A DAMN SHAME.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...s_1415709c.jpg

They weren't that great and apparently others thought so as well. They just weren't selling much. You can still get deep fried Mars bars at those county fairs though.

one of the best posts ive seen on this forum by a large margin. i agree toby keith is a staple in american culture. i worship him and spit on every mexican i see in his honor.

laughed readin thru all the country by country descriptions. all spot on and accurate. great stuff. i will help explain why america rules later as well

Thread of the year, Batlord!

You, sir, are a great American!

And for anyone who doesn't think America roolz...

http://i1058.photobucket.com/albums/...r/435a4c83.jpg

Yeah top thread, lol'd all the way through.

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Originally Posted by Psy-Fi (Post 1380667)

And for anyone who doesn't think America roolz...

http://i1058.photobucket.com/albums/...r/435a4c83.jpg

ffs :D

You couldn't make it up.

Mars bars are English btw, but they are also popular in Scotland where they deep fry & batter them.

asia/europe/canada = plebes

feel the force

USA USA USA!!!

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I agree. Batlord is now king of the Mega-Trolls! :bowdown:

That said....

America is a mongrel country. If it wasn't for all us Europeans there'd be nobody in the US of A, apart from the Native Americans. So unless you have NA blood in ya don't cry to me about Europeans! Europeans BUILT America. Boston has something like the highest percentage of Irish outside of the home country, and we Irish built your ****ing railroad, so without us you'd still be crossing the wide American plains in frigging horsecarts!

Also, we tricked you into supporting our little "Civil war" in the North. Ever hear of a thing called Noraid? No, not Norad, dumbass! Noraid! Aid to the IRA from American interests. Hah! Gotcha!

Finally, if anyone are descendants of true Metalheads it's us Irish. We were settled --- conquered, if you will --- by the Vikings, and there's nobody more, ahem, bitchin than the Vikings!

Ireland rules!
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(Hell, you know what? I went looking for pictures of the Irish flag to post but somehow this came up, and I thought sure I'd much rather post that!) :D

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1380696)

...we Irish built your ****ing railroad, so without us you'd still be crossing the wide American plains in frigging horsecarts!

Yes, just take a gander at these hardworking Irish railworkers:

http://apa.si.edu/ongoldmountain/gal...RAILROA_12.jpg

Poll needs "anal beads"

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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1380702)

Poll needs "anal beads"

Lawl I added it in before I even saw your post.

New Zealand is one of the most beautiful countries in the world. And it has me in it which gives us a lot more points. Plus Australia is our cuzzies bro!