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Neapolitan 11-05-2013 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1380798)
supersize me was a big eye opener for me. now i know eating large fast food meals constantly is unhealthy. thanks morgan spurlock.

The last time I ate Mc Donalds' food was two years ago, and I got sick from it. http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/u...h_kotz_015.gif

Trollheart 11-05-2013 05:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1380697)
Yes, just take a gander at these hardworking Irish railworkers:

http://apa.si.edu/ongoldmountain/gal...RAILROA_12.jpg

Hey! We have plenty of hardworking Chinese here in Ireland! Just ask Father Ted...


Also, please don't insult the Irish railroad workers. My great-grandfather worked on the Southern Pacific, and was killed when he lay down to rest for a moment and an overzealous workmate hammered a railroad spike into his head!

Course, people were tougher back then. He was jitterbuggin' that very night! :laughing:

butthead aka 216 11-05-2013 05:05 AM

http://memecrunch.com/meme/RYSN/irish-yoga/image.png

djchameleon 11-05-2013 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1380841)

exactly....so much time spent drinking when do Irish people have any time to actually do any work.

Cuthbert 11-05-2013 05:17 AM

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1380841)

:nono:

Ders mar ta Oirlund, den dis.

Burning Down 11-05-2013 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1380795)
When was the last time you went to Mickey D's the 90s? They haven't super sized stuff in ages!

Also missed opportunity Batlord to mention how Australia was a prison country and to rag on New Zealand for their love of sheep ****ing. I guess you love LOTR too much to spill ill of the country.

Nerd!

The McDonald's here have supersize options. I guess since they've already succeeded in fattening up the US, they've now moved on to the global population.

Trollheart 11-05-2013 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1380841)

Pah! You call that drinking?? Some of those people are conscious, for god's sake! Need more beer.

Seriously though, you people wanna stop raggin' on t'Irish bout ... bout .. bout our dependen --- depensen -- depundan --- relying on ackyhol. 'Snot fair ... we're no' a nation a drunks ... Slander ... I tell you now NOBODY --- an' I mean nobody is goin' t' slag off my country while --- wha? Your round I think. Yeah. Def'nitly yours. Got t' last one, 'member? Right. Mine's a double. Ta. Now where wuss I? Oh yeah, Ireland! Greatest country in the --- wha? Y'know, I never tol' ya this 'fore but (sob) ye're me best friend in all the worl'. yes, yes y'are. No, not the drink talking. No, mean it! I do! You wanna fight about it, ye bastard? Right! I'll knock ye flat! Just lemme get me coat off zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..............

Isbjørn 11-05-2013 07:16 AM

We have your beloved black metal. Is that why you won't mention us, batty? Hmmm? :rolleyes:

djchameleon 11-05-2013 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1380894)
The McDonald's here have supersize options. I guess since they've already succeeded in fattening up the US, they've now moved on to the global population.

Canada is probably the only country in the world with those options still. They took them away from UK locations as well.

butthead aka 216 11-05-2013 07:31 AM

i really dont even remember super sized options. still go to mcdonalds like once every 2 months or so and gorge myself on the dollar menu. mcdoubles for dayyyyys


america has the best sports and entertainment of anywhere therefore we pretty much rule. sorry plebes!!!!


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