I'd Haymitch that bitch and find the edge of the arena.

Also, Butthead, you're forgetting the sponsors. Surely some other competitors would have them, and get clean drinking water. Then they'd come bow and arrow your ass.

Maybe he'll poop in the sponsor water

How would you know that the competition didn't know what you were up to and they dumped buckets full of piranhas upstream? Let me tell you... you'll be schooled real fast.
You'll need plan B quick.

To be fair, he didn't misspell anything. He used n for and, and disobeyed some minor punctuation and capitalization rules. Obviously not because he doesn't know better.

How I'd win: I wouldn't team up with anybody, I'd put on a show for the cameras so that sponsors would keep me afloat with drops of necessary items, and I'd pick off each other contestant slowly and stealthily, completely avoiding hand to hand combat with those to whom I would lose.

Hmm forgot sponsors could give fresh water... I would need a way to appeal to sponsors

I could also form a perimeter of sharpened sticks or rocks but dip the sharp tips in a pile of poo that had baked in the sun. The infection from bacteria would hinder walkin from opponents

.if I was in the clock thing id need advice

Sh*t inside all the trees

I'd become one with the wasps.

Blackie Lawless might let you hit the cowbell for a measure or two.

And I'd **** Jennifer Lawrence like a beast as well.

So "eould" is a real word?