how eould u win the the hunger games??? - Music Banter Music Banter

Go Back   Music Banter > Community Center > The Lounge > Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls
how eould u win the the hunger games??? how eould u win the the hunger games???
Register Blogging Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read
Welcome to Music Banter Forum! Make sure to register - it's free and very quick! You have to register before you can post and participate in our discussions with over 70,000 other registered members. After you create your free account, you will be able to customize many options, you will have the full access to over 1,100,000 posts.

Reply
Page 3 of 4 12 3 4
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 03-19-2014, 12:37 PM   #1 (permalink)
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
Default
I'd become one with the wasps.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
The Batlord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-19-2014, 12:40 PM   #2 (permalink)
Just Keep Swimming...
 
Plankton's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: See signature...
Posts: 7,765
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
I'd become one with the wasps.
Blackie Lawless might let you hit the cowbell for a measure or two.
__________________
See location...
Plankton is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-19-2014, 12:56 PM   #3 (permalink)
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Plankton View Post
Blackie Lawless might let you hit the cowbell for a measure or two.
And I'd **** Jennifer Lawrence like a beast as well.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
The Batlord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-19-2014, 05:27 PM   #4 (permalink)
Mmmbop, da ba duba
 
Tristesse's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: the basement
Posts: 360
Default
Team up with some fellow average competitors to take out the people I reckon would easily obliterate me, then when it's a pretty much average playing field I would hide out for a bit and let them all kill each other. Then when there were a couple of them left I would do some ninja **** and kill them while they slept. That's the plan, anyway.

"May the odds be ever in your favor!"
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by RoxyRollah View Post
And I actually am taking out a restraining order for you Batlord.
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
Another one for the collection.
Tristesse is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-20-2014, 11:38 AM   #5 (permalink)
Mate, Spawn & Die
 
Janszoon's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Rapping Community
Posts: 24,593
Default
I eouldn't kill Batlord, I eould save him as a food source.
Janszoon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-20-2014, 11:47 AM   #6 (permalink)
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Janszoon View Post
I eouldn't kill Batlord, I eould save him as a food source.

I eould skin you and eear you as a coat.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
Last edited by The Batlord; 03-20-2014 at 11:52 AM.
The Batlord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-20-2014, 11:49 AM   #7 (permalink)
cooler commie than elph
 
Isbjørn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: In a hole, help
Posts: 2,811
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
I'd skin you and eear you as a coat.
kvlt
Isbjørn is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-21-2014, 05:55 PM   #8 (permalink)
Make it so
 
Scarlett O'Hara's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 6,775
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Janszoon View Post
I eouldn't kill Batlord, I eould save him as a food source.


Engine, this is what I mean, is he saying I couldn't or I wouldn't? How are we supposed to know that?

Now to the hunger games. I would seduce the most handsome and strong man and when we rest for the night I'll cut him from his cock to his throat.

To be continued...
__________________
"Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots
Scarlett O'Hara is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2014, 04:12 PM   #9 (permalink)
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vanilla View Post


Engine, this is what I mean, is he saying I couldn't or I wouldn't? How are we supposed to know that?

Now to the hunger games. I would seduce the most handsome and strong man and when we rest for the night I'll cut him from his cock to his throat.

To be continued...
You sound like you'd be the chick from Battle Royale.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
The Batlord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-25-2014, 06:48 PM   #10 (permalink)
Make it so
 
Scarlett O'Hara's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 6,775
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
You sound like you'd be the chick from Battle Royale.
I can be a vicious vixen when I want to be.
__________________
"Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots
Scarlett O'Hara is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 3 of 4 12 3 4

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »
Thread Tools
Display Modes
Hybrid Mode Hybrid Mode

Similar Threads


Terms & Privacy - Contact Us - Music Banter - Archive - Top

© 2003-2025 Advameg, Inc.