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Old 12-01-2014, 10:30 AM   #101 (permalink)
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Why do pencils always make such great debaters? Huh? Huh? Answer later.
That reminds me of another joke...

Q: What do accountants do when they get constipated?
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The work it out with a pencil.
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
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Old 12-01-2014, 10:40 AM   #102 (permalink)
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That reminds me of another joke...

Q: What do accountants do when they get constipated?
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The work it out with a pencil.
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Old 12-02-2014, 07:24 PM   #103 (permalink)
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Because you can change your answer with the eraser. Hilarious.
Incorrect. Because they always have a good point!
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Old 12-02-2014, 07:25 PM   #104 (permalink)
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That's the right answer, you just asked the wrong question.
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Old 12-02-2014, 07:41 PM   #105 (permalink)
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Why do pencils always make such great debaters? Huh? Huh? Answer later.
Come on Trollheart, get to the point.

Q: Why do pencil always win the race?
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Cause they always have the lead.
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"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
"If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon
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Old 03-13-2015, 04:46 PM   #106 (permalink)
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered cake?

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."
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Old 03-13-2015, 04:59 PM   #107 (permalink)
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse if it's an alcoholic considering all the bars he frequents, to which the horse replies "I don't think I am." POOF! The horse disappears.

This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to giggle, as they are familiar with the philosophical proposition of Cogito ergo sum (I think, therefore, I am.)

But to explain the concept beforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.

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Old 03-13-2015, 08:11 PM   #108 (permalink)
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I used to tell this one to my daughter upon request... infinite loop:

Pete and Repete were in a boat, Pete jumped out, who was left?

Repete!

Pete and Repete were in a boat, Pete jumped out, who was left?

Repete!

...hours of fun.
Interesting and funny too.
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Old 03-13-2015, 08:13 PM   #109 (permalink)
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I started the joke like this "Once there was a king ................... but the story didn't end yet.
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Old 03-13-2015, 08:31 PM   #110 (permalink)
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I started the joke like this "Once there was a king ................... but the story didn't end yet.
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Seriously man, are you on drugs? Can I have some?
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