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Chula Vista 06-06-2016 01:18 PM

****ing 70s rock and roll baby! Frowny, you need a Danelectro.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/da390acf4...ldnco1_500.gif

Frownland 06-06-2016 01:32 PM

You call that a dad joke?

I love Dan Electros btw.

The Batlord 06-06-2016 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1705718)
You call that a dad joke?

I love Dan Electros btw.

I think Led Zeppelin qualify as a bad joke.

Chula Vista 06-06-2016 01:43 PM

I thought I was in the GIF thread. Now there's a dad joke for ya.

Blank. 06-07-2016 12:54 AM

My dad use to always tell the dirtiest joke.
Your hanging out with someone and you randomly ask them this question.
"You go camping and wake up the next day with a sore ass, would you tell any one?"
The other guy replies, "no."
"Want to go camping?"

DeadChannel 06-07-2016 07:47 AM

Q) Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
A) Because proper tea is robbery.

kibbeh 06-07-2016 10:19 AM

a man prayed that god give him a million liras. he kept praying every day.
one day he goes out of the mosque and finds 500 liras on the floor. he goes back to the mosque and says "god, please focus with me here."

a sheikh walks into a cafe and finds some muslims drinking alcohol. He says "haram alaykum" they wave to him and say "wa'alaykum al-haram."

Tristan_Geoff 06-07-2016 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69 (Post 1706027)
a man prayed that god give him a million liras. he kept praying every day.
one day he goes out of the mosque and finds 500 liras on the floor. he goes back to the mosque and says "god, please focus with me here."

a sheikh walks into a cafe and finds some muslims drinking alcohol. He says "haram alaykum" they wave to him and say "wa'alaykum al-haram."

Hahaha wow! That's a knee slapper!

Key 06-07-2016 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69 (Post 1706027)
a man prayed that god give him a million liras. he kept praying every day.
one day he goes out of the mosque and finds 500 liras on the floor. he goes back to the mosque and says "god, please focus with me here."

a sheikh walks into a cafe and finds some muslims drinking alcohol. He says "haram alaykum" they wave to him and say "wa'alaykum al-haram."

None of this makes any god damn sense.

The Batlord 06-07-2016 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69 (Post 1706027)
a man prayed that god give him a million liras. he kept praying every day.
one day he goes out of the mosque and finds 500 liras on the floor. he goes back to the mosque and says "god, please focus with me here."

a sheikh walks into a cafe and finds some muslims drinking alcohol. He says "haram alaykum" they wave to him and say "wa'alaykum al-haram."

http://i.imgur.com/PMsSPYZ.jpg


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