Dad Jokes

Trollheart · 06-30-2017, 05:33 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy

As a grammar Nazi I'm offended by this.

You're just prejudiced against fun, Gus.

**Frownland** · 06-30-2017, 07:19 AM

Here's a dirty one: two horses fell in the mud.

Plankton · 06-30-2017, 07:46 AM

When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on.

Plankton · 06-30-2017, 07:59 AM

A man walks into a Zoo. The only animal in the entire Zoo is a dog. It's a Shitzhu.

Plankton · 06-30-2017, 08:05 AM

I know the forum is collectively doing this right now from those fire ass Dad Jokes I just laid down.

Plankton · 06-30-2017, 11:12 AM

Silence is consent.

(•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■)

~~MicShazam~~ · 06-30-2017, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plankton

Silence is consent.

(•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■)

I did laugh at the zoo joke after 5 seconds. The first 5, I didn't get it at all.

Plankton · 06-30-2017, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by MicShazam

I did laugh at the zoo joke after 5 seconds. The first 5, I didn't get it at all.

This. This is also consent.

Trollheart · 06-30-2017, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plankton

I know the forum is collectively doing this right now from those fire ass Dad Jokes I just laid down.

Needs more vomit.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MicShazam

I did laugh at the zoo joke after 5 seconds. The first 5, I didn't get it at all.

Oh dear, we are slow today, aren't we?

Visual one: two monsters standing in judge's robes and wigs, one with a gavel in its hand.

These things are sent to try us.

Plankton · 06-30-2017, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Needs more vomit.

You really have an eye for this stuff.

06-30-2017, 07:19 AM	#192 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Here's a dirty one: two horses fell in the mud. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

06-30-2017, 07:46 AM	#193 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,766	When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on. __________________ See location...

06-30-2017, 07:59 AM	#194 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,766	A man walks into a Zoo. The only animal in the entire Zoo is a dog. It's a Shitzhu. __________________ See location...

06-30-2017, 08:05 AM	#195 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,766	I know the forum is collectively doing this right now from those fire ass Dad Jokes I just laid down. __________________ See location...

06-30-2017, 11:12 AM	#196 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,766	Silence is consent. (•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) __________________ See location...