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The Batlord 01-25-2018 07:00 PM

Huh?

Frownland 01-25-2018 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1920130)
Huh?

Well, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...

The Batlord 01-25-2018 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1920131)
Well, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...

I wouldn't know about that.

Neapolitan 01-25-2018 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1920079)
So, there's a man crawling through the desert.

He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn't get it started again. There were no cell phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family, his parents had died a few years before in an auto accident, and his few friends had no idea he was out here.
....

:laughing: That's a joke only Leo Tolstoy could tell.

WWWP 01-25-2018 11:13 PM

i am so ****ing mad that i just read that whole thing

Trollheart 01-26-2018 05:32 AM

I honestly, truly believed that Frown had got the wrong thread, that he thought this was the "What Are You Writing Now?" one and I started reading it. It's actually very good, as a story; very descriptive. But after reading like two posts I think it was, I started skipping down, still wondering. When I eventually came to the punchline (which was lame to the max and doesn't work for non-Americans like me, as we pronounce it lee-ver not leh-ver) I was bloody annoyed, but glad I hadn't read the whole thing.

I can just imagine Frown telling this in a pub, and by the time he reaches the "punch line" he turns around to receive his applause, and there's nothing but silence. Everyone has turned into skeletons. :laughing:

Frownland 01-26-2018 06:59 AM

I didn't even read the whole thing tbh.

WWWP 01-26-2018 08:35 AM

It's like the moth joke but terrible

Plankton 01-26-2018 08:51 AM

The "Dad" part of the joke is that he didn't actually read it.

Pet_Sounds 01-26-2018 09:35 AM

I read and liked it. But as TH said, it's not quite right when you're thinking lever with a long e.


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