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Frownland 01-26-2018 09:39 AM
Neever say neever

Trollheart 01-26-2018 03:32 PM
Here's how it sounded to us: "Better Nate than Leever."

Frownland 01-26-2018 03:38 PM
I can't hear anything.

Oriphiel 01-26-2018 04:57 PM
Love her and leever.

The Batlord 01-26-2018 05:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1920726)
Love her and leever.
There you go.

Plankton 02-06-2018 09:09 AM
https://scontent.ford1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...cf&oe=5B2087E7

https://scontent.ford1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...90&oe=5B1A459D

Frownland 02-06-2018 09:16 AM
What's the difference between a dirty transit center and a lobster with implants?

One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

WWWP 02-06-2018 09:42 AM
Not a dad joke but a toddler one - one of the kids I nanny revealed this morning that he made me a book of jokes he made up for my birthday. He gave me an example:

"What do you call Gordon (from Thomas the Train) in a sandwich?"

"A salad!"


More to come once I get my hands on this treasure.

The Batlord 02-06-2018 09:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1924448)
What's the difference between a dirty transit center and a lobster with implants?

One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Joke's on you, *******, I already saw that meme.

Frownland 02-06-2018 09:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1924466)
Joke's on you, *******, I already saw that meme.
Every time I try to tell the joke irl I **** up the punchline.


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