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Old 06-11-2018, 07:39 PM   #301 (permalink)
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What do you call a black man with a mustache?

There’s no special word for that.
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Old 06-12-2018, 04:21 AM   #302 (permalink)
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Old 06-14-2018, 12:40 PM   #303 (permalink)
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Old 06-14-2018, 12:46 PM   #304 (permalink)
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Old 06-15-2018, 11:44 AM   #305 (permalink)
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Old 06-15-2018, 03:14 PM   #306 (permalink)
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It's like every time he tells a dad joke he slowly dies inside, but he can't stop telling dad jokes. How did he come to this perdition?
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Old 06-15-2018, 04:53 PM   #307 (permalink)
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It's like every time he tells a dad joke he slowly dies inside, but he can't stop telling dad jokes. How did he come to this perdition?
You'll need to watch the movie of his origin, coming to a theatre near you soon.
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Old 06-15-2018, 10:49 PM   #308 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2018, 07:59 AM   #309 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2018, 08:48 AM   #310 (permalink)
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