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Neapolitan 06-18-2018 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1963252)
They have tiles made from Italian tear ducts. Tear a duct tiles.

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yacka, yacka, yacka :laughing:

MicShazam 06-19-2018 03:04 PM

Where do cavemen store their weapons? In the clubhouse.

The Batlord 06-19-2018 03:07 PM

Just when you think a bad dad joke is an oxymoron.

MicShazam 06-19-2018 03:11 PM

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

The Batlord 06-19-2018 03:12 PM

Better.

MicShazam 06-19-2018 03:13 PM

The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

The Batlord 06-19-2018 03:52 PM

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dishes Sean Connery.

Key 06-19-2018 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1963641)
Knock knock.

Who's there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dishes Sean Connery.

:clap: nicely done, sir.

Oriphiel 06-20-2018 08:42 AM

Knock knock

The Batlord 06-20-2018 09:08 AM

Who's there?


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