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Old 05-12-2020, 11:55 AM   #431 (permalink)
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Old 05-12-2020, 02:23 PM   #432 (permalink)
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Old 05-12-2020, 02:26 PM   #433 (permalink)
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Recycling old jokes is only appropriate for a dad joke thread
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Not even criticizing, just unsure myself.
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Old 05-12-2020, 03:26 PM   #435 (permalink)
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Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete jumps out of the boat. Who is left in the boat?
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Old 05-12-2020, 08:17 PM   #436 (permalink)
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Reeeeeepeeeeeeete!

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Old 05-12-2020, 08:32 PM   #437 (permalink)
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Hey you got it right.
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Old 05-13-2020, 06:36 AM   #438 (permalink)
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Old 05-21-2020, 07:00 AM   #439 (permalink)
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The other day I saw an ad for a radio that read: "Radio stuck on full volume for $2".

I thought to myself: "I can't turn that down".
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