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Old 04-09-2014, 03:37 PM   #81 (permalink)
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Old 05-24-2014, 03:33 PM   #82 (permalink)
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Beyonce:


Beytwice:
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Old 05-27-2014, 11:08 AM   #83 (permalink)
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You can call that a dad joke all you want but I cracked up.
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Old 06-02-2014, 04:30 PM   #84 (permalink)
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*Edited for Privacy*- i heard ozzie bit a chicken head off...
CarpeMortem- Yeah, it's why the rest of them crossed the road
CarpeMortem- didnt wanna be near the guy


I thought it was clever and pretty funny... The 4 others in the vicinity did not.

I dad joked.
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Old 06-28-2014, 11:22 AM   #85 (permalink)
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My parents have back to back chiropractor appointments today.
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Old 06-28-2014, 09:57 PM   #86 (permalink)
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Sorry, I have none, but the last 3 are worthy of posting Thank You.. I love bad jokes.
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Old 06-28-2014, 10:02 PM   #87 (permalink)
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Old 06-30-2014, 08:51 AM   #88 (permalink)
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It's nice to have a favourite.
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Old 07-01-2014, 03:13 PM   #89 (permalink)
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Zombie infestation...



...still got time for Dad jokes.
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Old 07-01-2014, 04:58 PM   #90 (permalink)
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^ that reminds me of one of my ATF jokes.
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