Dad Jokes

Blank. · 06-10-2016, 03:21 PM

A man walks into a bar. And says to the bartender, "bet you one free beer I can make that horse laugh." The bartender takes the bet and the man whispers something into the horses ear and it laughs.

The man gets his free beer and drinks it. Once he's done with the beer he says to the bartender, "I bet you another free beer I can make that horse cry." The bartender takes the bet. The man stands in front of the horse and makes a movement. The horse begins to cry.

The man gets his free beer and starts to drink it. The bartender, bewildered, asks, "How did you get the horse to laugh?"

"Told the horse I have a bigger dick than him."

"How did you get the horse to cry?"

"Showed him."

06-10-2016, 03:21 PM	#10 (permalink)
Blank. Jacob Sartorius Join Date: May 2016 Location: Dank memes Posts: 4,033	A man walks into a bar. And says to the bartender, "bet you one free beer I can make that horse laugh." The bartender takes the bet and the man whispers something into the horses ear and it laughs. The man gets his free beer and drinks it. Once he's done with the beer he says to the bartender, "I bet you another free beer I can make that horse cry." The bartender takes the bet. The man stands in front of the horse and makes a movement. The horse begins to cry. The man gets his free beer and starts to drink it. The bartender, bewildered, asks, "How did you get the horse to laugh?" "Told the horse I have a bigger dick than him." "How did you get the horse to cry?" "Showed him."