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Old 10-22-2020, 12:20 PM   #11 (permalink)
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What's green and hair any goes up and down? A gooseberry in a lift.

What do you call a donkey with three legs? Wonky.

What do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye? Winky wonky

What do you can a donkey with three legs and one eye that smells? Stinky winky wonky

Bear walked into a bar and said ".....a pint please".
"Sure," said the barrman, "but why the big pause?"
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