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Old 04-28-2014, 09:44 PM   #91 (permalink)
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Granted, but he's a serial killer that targets people who post on internet forums.

I wish Hogwarts was real, and I was a wizard in the UK.
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Old 04-28-2014, 09:48 PM   #92 (permalink)
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Granted, but none of the students gain any money from fundraising and the school files for bankruptcy and Hagrid turn it into a strip club and you become one of the male strippers.

I wish I had a beard.
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Old 04-28-2014, 11:09 PM   #93 (permalink)
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Granted, but you can never shave it.

I wish jerky was less expensive.
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Old 05-01-2014, 05:21 AM   #94 (permalink)
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Granted, but you never have any money. Yes, I corrupted my own wish.

I wish Al Bundy would have gotten lucky by the end of the show.
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Old 05-01-2014, 05:42 AM   #95 (permalink)
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Granted, but with his daughter. And you ryke et.

I wish I could live on Mars.
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Old 05-01-2014, 07:19 AM   #96 (permalink)
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Granted, but with his daughter. And you ryke et.

I wish I could live on Mars.
Granted, but you die from the lack of oxygen and a proper atmosphere

I wish I was a better reader
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Old 05-01-2014, 09:33 AM   #97 (permalink)
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Granted. Now you have to read Twilight.

I wish I could be Batman. (Please don't go for something easy like "You're killed by *villain x*". It would be totally lame.)
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Old 05-01-2014, 09:40 AM   #98 (permalink)
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Granted, but you're forever the Adam West version.

I wish stupid people would stop reproducing.
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Old 05-01-2014, 11:22 AM   #99 (permalink)
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Granted, but now they're cloned.

I wish instruments were free.
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Old 05-01-2014, 12:05 PM   #100 (permalink)
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Granted but you're a quadriplegic and can't play anything.


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