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Old 05-23-2014, 08:28 AM   #171 (permalink)
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Granted. You're tortured and executed while still young.

I wish I was better writer
Granted, but in Soviet Russia... writer betters you.

I rish I was an Irishman.
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Old 05-23-2014, 08:47 AM   #172 (permalink)
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Granted, but in Soviet Russia... writer betters you.

I rish I was an Irishman.

Everyone calls you British, which makes you more and more irate until your anger climaxes and you go on a Patrick Bateman-style killing spree. You then get lifetime imprisonment for mass murder.

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Old 05-23-2014, 11:48 AM   #173 (permalink)
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Granted but they've become a dated medium and are extremely difficult to find anything to play or download them through.


I wish I wasn't awkward and paranoid in person.
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Old 05-23-2014, 12:36 PM   #174 (permalink)
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Granted.... you become so bubbly and trusting that you die after a torturous night of anal penetration from your new 'best friend' Billy Bob.

I wish there was no way at all possible for anything I desire to become corrupted in any way.
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Old 05-23-2014, 12:38 PM   #175 (permalink)
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Granted. You desire nothing.
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Old 05-24-2014, 09:05 AM   #176 (permalink)
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Your gravestone would read "his nutsack was slashed off and he lay screaming for an hour".
Doesn't matter. Had warrior's death.
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Old 05-24-2014, 09:37 AM   #177 (permalink)
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You'll be in Valhalla without your funsack for a very, very long time.
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You'll be in Valhalla without your funsack for a very, very long time.
It's Valhalla. Everyday you go and fight battles with your fellow dead warrior buds and hack each other to pieces. Then come nightfall you pick up your severed body parts and go get wasted/bang Valkyries. So I imagine I'd still have a nutsack regardless of what happened to it in life.
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If you get busy in Valhalla, are you a necrophile? I think so.
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Old 05-24-2014, 04:06 PM   #180 (permalink)
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I forgot to wish for something.

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Wish it wasn't depressingly foggy out.
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