Trampled by fatties at Wal Mart on black Friday
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That could actually happen..
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Thought you were going to burp; vomits instead and chokes on it.
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Gets shot by a cop for j-walking, then gets throat ripped out by Deputy Otter.
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Runs into George Zimmerman
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Runs into a death.
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Tries to fart, actually poops, commits suicide in embarrassment
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Watches one of the modern SpongeBob episodes, where the disappointment of what has become of a once great show is enough to send you into a spiral of alcohol and drug fueled depression that leads to you jumping off of a cliff while on fire, where you commit seppuku in midair and land on a minefield.
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Gets killed by an insane psycho
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Runs naked through the streets on LSD, gets hit by a bus
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Just dies cause God said it was his time.
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Dies of lack of creativity.
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Hesitates to move out of the hospedaje and is killed by Crackity Jones.
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Gets killed by 10 millions of sludge from New york and New jersey.
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Peacefully
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In a BBW orgy, Death by snu-snu
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In a vat of hot gravy!
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Her hotness causes her to spontaneously combust
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In my arms, by the bicycle rack after school!
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By drinking too much slick 50, her slick 50 starts to run like a V8 engine, which then eventually combusts and gets throat ripped out by mechanic-otter.
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Right after I run you over with Triss's bike.
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Burned at the stake like all her previous lives..
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All good witches go out that way! ;)
By smoking terrible dope you bought in the hood. |
Made an inflammatory remark about midgets to your tall friend who turns out to be three midgets standing on top of each other. Then you die of laughter.
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Brain liquification from an amplified bass sax drone
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Old age.
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Death by fish and chips
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I'm gonna hold you to that one
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Died in a cab with a cutie.
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Trying to save loved ones from a wildfire
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Ran into wall on wrong platform for the train to Hogwarts.
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Bludgeoned to death/drowned by high powered water hoses of firefighters who are trying to put out wildfires but not realizing you're in the line of their water
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Murdered by Tim Curry
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A bizarre yet tragic curling iron accident
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skin cancer
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While lounging in the bath, someone plugs in the radio and tosses it in the tub
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Pecked to death by a hoard of rabid, murderous birds you tried to make friends with and failed.
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Hahahaha! Nicely done. My bird fetish is pretty lame. Murdered by someone jealous of your flesh lamp. |
Slips in a banana peel and then a huge piano falls on her.
Victim to a very comedic death. |
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