Snakes. Poisonous snakes.

Beaten by the Hate Scissors Doll

Grounded by your parents until you are dead.

Food poisoning from eating badly sourced emu

in the backseat of my car with that traffic warden driving!

Suicide from too much tristesse

Choked to death by Adam Frankenstein

I was just typing improperly sliced blowfish. How funny.

Murdered for not getting out of my head.

Suicide from too much anal

Lighting! God snuffed you out for not killing me!

Edit: Sh*it

Gets run over by the dixie chicks tour bus.

Really? Lame.. >_>

And highly unlikely, wherever there is snake im not there, and if i am i am running away from it!

Crushed by midgets during an orgy

Syphilis from little people

death by battenburg

Force fed in an attempt to make human foie gras

Umm no! My jailbait needs a clean bill of health!

Death by electronic shock from e reader!

Edit: Oh for fu cks sake

Death by jailbait

Executed for not utilizing the quote function so that people know who you are killing

Everyone drops dead from exhaustion at trying to keep up with the post pace

end thread!

Death by spanking

Hardly! :bringit:

Death by falling over.

Choking on monkey scat.

Monkeying around, choked by a cat

Bored to death by a jehova's witness.

Head chopped off by fan.

motorboated to death!

Boatmotored to death.

Eaten by cannibal!

/thread

#letsgodie

You told Kanye he's not a genius and his bodyguards execute you.

Spontaneous combustion.

Sweet death awaits you!

Burned at the stake for witchcraft.

Driving and texting

"be there in 5 minutes lov..."

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/370...-my-love-o.gif

And you will die by fire.

But... I don't drive!!!

cirrhosis of the liver

Sneezes; somehow dislodges brain.

Fell in a well