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Old 01-29-2015, 03:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I could give a **** about all the things that makes that boring piece of **** and its outdated acting brilliant, cause it's the year 2015, and unless I'm in a film class then I don't really care about its historical significance to film in general. All I know is that I have no desire to sit through two hours of watching some ****** talk funny.

Jurassic Park has a T-Rex eat some dude on a toilet. That's worthy of an Oscar all by itself.

Edit: Really? Fatass is censored?
Maybe if you knew about those things you wouldn't think its a boring film.
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Old 01-29-2015, 03:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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If MB was Hamlet, you'd be a ****ing nerd.

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Maybe if you knew about those things you wouldn't think its a boring film.
Maybe if I knew all the things that make Yngwie Malmsteen's solos so technically amazing, I wouldn't find them boring either. I'm good.
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Old 01-29-2015, 03:49 PM   #3 (permalink)
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If MB was Hamlet, you'd be a ****ing nerd.
You'd like him; he's got a double entendre in practically every line.
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Old 01-29-2015, 06:33 PM   #4 (permalink)
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You'd like him; he's got a double entendre in practically every line.
Remember when Hamlet asks Ophelia to have sex with him in front of everyone while they're waiting for the "play within a play" to start? Good times. But the best joke/insult in a Shakespearean play by far is:

Chiron - "Thou hast undone our mother!"

Aaron - "Villain, I have done thy mother."
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