Some of us just don't have the "Loving kids" gene. I'll gush like a lunatic over a kitten, but a baby just looks like a cross between a monkey and a tumor to me. Don't know why, but children just hold no interest. They're just boring.

What's wrong with monkeys?

http://babyanimalz.com/blog/wp-conte...-resting-4.jpg

Never liked monkeys either. They always looked ugly to me. And I don't get people's cutesy obsession with them either. Chimpanzees are violent creatures. I once saw one take a baby chimp from its mother and eat it on a documentary. Cannibalism is not cute.

And yes I know chimps aren't actually monkeys.

I might just like having you around.

I feel so weird when a bunch of chicks are surrounding a human baby, losing their minds over it, and I'm just thinking "I've already seen like 50 of those things today, they all look the same, and their moms are all pretty weird"

but the very second a customer walks in with a puppy

OH LORD

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY LORD

that customer is going to know how cute I think their dog is, and isn't it just the sweetest widdle baby fluff-fluff I've ever seen in my whole entire life (yes it is!), etc. etc.

(fun fact: two chicks I work with have named Ki & I the godparents of their beautiful cat)

I understand child apathy but when 40 percent of your MB posts consist of bitching about how much you hate the snivelling bastards it seems a little over the top to me I don't know. I hate white people but you don't see me incessantly going on about it.

Fake metal fan spotted.

Right, so let's talk about monkeys, which are adorable.

http://www.acuteaday.com/blog/wp-con...sed-monkey.jpg

Come on, he looks like a fucking pokemon, how is that not cute?

its nose (or lack thereof) is pretty terrifying. but its little hands are so cute.

more first world problems from the childfree camp:

>need to piss really bad
>kid screaming in the bathroom
>it's ok, I'll wait
[10+minutes have passed]
>I'll just go next door

They're cute, until they throw poop at you.

it looks like a little voldemort kitten

That's pretty much how I feel about my coworkers.