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ladyislingering 06-26-2014 12:52 AM
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Originally Posted by hate paper doll (Post 1464027)
They're cute, until they throw poop at you.
sounds like a small portion of my customers.

those people are the poop lords.

Isbjørn 06-26-2014 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1464029)
That's pretty much how I feel about my coworkers.
:laughing:

Ninetales 06-26-2014 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1464023)
Come on, he looks like a fucking pokemon, how is that not cute?
i bet i could beat it in a fight

Carpe Mortem 06-26-2014 11:01 AM
I used to listen to primarily traditional doom, but after spending so much time with my bf, I mainly listen to stoner doom :(

GuD 07-03-2014 10:19 AM
Blue Bottle, our coffee supplier at work, has really been ****ing us over. Like, since February every time we get a 'new' delivery of coffee it ends up tasting astringent and having a seriously foul aftertaste. It's being delivered as fresh but it's at least a week or two old. BOGUS.

ladyislingering 07-18-2014 12:26 PM
A couple months ago I bought this really fantastic sheet set but the fitted sheet didn't fit properly on our bed for some reason. So we lived with it, having to fix it over and over every day - until yesterday, when I bought a really soft fitted sheet at Ikea.

Then I washed it.

AND NOW IT'S WRINKLED.

I DON'T LIKE WRINKLES.

It fits perfectly, but it's wrinkled. And I don't even have an iron.

http://worldnewspress.net/wp-content..._mad_upset.gif

Plankton 07-21-2014 09:16 AM
I have a fork sitting on my desk from Fridays lunch. I don't feel like washing it.

At least 3-4 times per day, I feel an ant crawling up my arm.

My balls itch.

Janszoon 07-21-2014 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1471527)
My balls itch.
A problem not confined to the first world sadly.

Plankton 07-21-2014 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1471532)
A problem not confined to the first world sadly.
Everybody's doing it. At least I have my hands to work with.

Janszoon 07-21-2014 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1471533)
Everybody's doing it. At least I have my hands to work with.
:laughing:


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