I buy wine by the box. Only way. Can hoark down an entire liter and nobody is the wiser

Cat breath is seriously smelly.

My music discussion board isn't cool enough.

:laughing:

rofl

Neither is STD's. ;)

Today I only got 25 mpg instead of the 33 i should get in my vehicle.

I used to buy it when I was broke and close to homeless, mainly because the alcohol content is a little higher than its cheap and shitty counterparts.

I bought Trader Joe's Two Buck Chuck's a couple times. The cabernet sauvignon is pretty astringent, though. Yuck.

Trader Joes sells this Elderberry wine. Sounds like something from a fantasy novel but its quite nice for 7$.

Can't say I've gotten their 2 buck chuck but there beers are decent.

as far as fantasy novel wines go

spiced wine >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I can't keep up with how much music I acquire. Not enough time to listen to it all :(

I can't find my cigarettes :(

Tryna punch in credit card tips.

Can't read customers hand writing.

It's either a 2 or a 7. Im goin with 7.

Can't find anyone to purchase marijuana from

am die pls send help

This was the one good thing about working ****ty fast food jobs. There was always someone who sold weed working there.

Go talk to your doctor about your "arthritis".

Dude, he lives in New Jersey, you lucky Cali boy muther****er.

Arthritis isn't on the list though. He needs to have something worse.

Damn looks like I'm the dumb mother****er then. Maybe you should hit up some mcdonalds employees then Ascension.

I doubt it's nearly as easy to get medical marijauna in New Jersey as it is in the People's Republic of California.

Don't worry guys I found some!!!

Mail me some.

I would if I didn't have only a dime!

People still sell dime bags??? Whaaaaaaaat

When broke people like me exist yes!

My dealer doesn't get out of bed for less than 40. His **** is prime though so I cope.

Dimebags are for those who have no choice but to settle for skank that's 50% seeds and stems. I was one such person. :(

This is why you save and buy the good **** in bulk. I barely even smoke these days. NOOBS.

Well my bud is definitely not that at least. Most of the people I know that sell are friends of mine so they give me quality stuff.

And I can always get super high premo stuff from my stepdad!

I can't decide which pair of shoes to wear tomorrow.

Why don't you wear the ones that goes with your vagina? Cause that's what people who have to decide what shoes to wear have.

rudum

I only have two pairs but I would have several if I could afford

I'll be edgy and wear the ones that go with your vagina instead.

the soap in our bathroom at work really tears my hands up. and it smells like shit in there.

we need to ban people from pooping in our restrooms.

Tomatoes we got in at work today look like greenish pink pumpkins and taste like ass. And they're crunchy. Not ripe tomatoes = bull****.

Why would you eat unripe tomatoes? You need to quit huffing jenkem on the job. That ****s for when you get to the parking lot.

The whole cart is like that. Don't look at me dude, I didn't pick this **** up.

But did you still eat them? Did you use them for the customers?

Had to try um at least. They're awful. Tough **** for the custs, they want tommies this is what we got :-/