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ladyislingering 06-26-2014 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by hate paper doll (Post 1464027)
They're cute, until they throw poop at you.

sounds like a small portion of my customers.

those people are the poop lords.

Isbjørn 06-26-2014 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1464029)
That's pretty much how I feel about my coworkers.

:laughing:

Ninetales 06-26-2014 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1464023)
Come on, he looks like a fucking pokemon, how is that not cute?

i bet i could beat it in a fight

Carpe Mortem 06-26-2014 11:01 AM

I used to listen to primarily traditional doom, but after spending so much time with my bf, I mainly listen to stoner doom :(

GuD 07-03-2014 10:19 AM

Blue Bottle, our coffee supplier at work, has really been ****ing us over. Like, since February every time we get a 'new' delivery of coffee it ends up tasting astringent and having a seriously foul aftertaste. It's being delivered as fresh but it's at least a week or two old. BOGUS.

ladyislingering 07-18-2014 12:26 PM

A couple months ago I bought this really fantastic sheet set but the fitted sheet didn't fit properly on our bed for some reason. So we lived with it, having to fix it over and over every day - until yesterday, when I bought a really soft fitted sheet at Ikea.

Then I washed it.

AND NOW IT'S WRINKLED.

I DON'T LIKE WRINKLES.

It fits perfectly, but it's wrinkled. And I don't even have an iron.

http://worldnewspress.net/wp-content..._mad_upset.gif

Plankton 07-21-2014 09:16 AM

I have a fork sitting on my desk from Fridays lunch. I don't feel like washing it.

At least 3-4 times per day, I feel an ant crawling up my arm.

My balls itch.

Janszoon 07-21-2014 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1471527)
My balls itch.

A problem not confined to the first world sadly.

Plankton 07-21-2014 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1471532)
A problem not confined to the first world sadly.

Everybody's doing it. At least I have my hands to work with.


Janszoon 07-21-2014 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1471533)
Everybody's doing it. At least I have my hands to work with.


:laughing:

The Batlord 07-21-2014 01:12 PM

The vanilla flavor in Pepsi Vanilla is too strong, but it's too weak in Vanilla Coke. If Dr. Pepper would come out with one somewhere in the middle it might just be the soda spoken of in the Dead Sea Scrolls.

Isbjørn 07-21-2014 02:56 PM

Had Vanilla Coke once. 2.5/5, will not do again, would maybe drink from politeness if offered

The Batlord 07-21-2014 03:07 PM

Why don't you go and drink your Norwegian, Herring-flavored 7-Up and get outta my face with your anti-vanilla soda bull****.

Frownland 07-21-2014 09:51 PM

I'm broke as **** and everything's at first world prices.

Scarlett O'Hara 07-22-2014 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Briks (Post 1471592)
Had Vanilla Coke once. 2.5/5, will not do again, would maybe drink from politeness if offered

Doing Vanilla is much better. ;)

FRED HALE SR. 07-22-2014 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1471562)
The vanilla flavor in Pepsi Vanilla is too strong, but it's too weak in Vanilla Coke. If Dr. Pepper would come out with one somewhere in the middle it might just be the soda spoken of in the Dead Sea Scrolls.

:drummer:

Redirect Notice

The Batlord 07-22-2014 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1471789)
:drummer:

Redirect Notice

http://www.dollymix.tv/vandermeme.gif

ladyislingering 07-23-2014 10:59 PM

The Halloween season is coming up at work and I'm looking for a poodle skirt, but almost every single vendor seems to think it's some kind of joke with their ugly-ass poodles and complete lack of understanding of the actual vintage poodle skirt design (half of these idiots wouldn't know what rick-rack meant if you stitched it on to their face).

So irritated right now.

bob. 07-27-2014 05:39 PM

i have to wait for the first god damn Star Wars spin off before they even start filming Godzilla 2

The Batlord 07-27-2014 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by bob. (Post 1473017)
i have to wait for the first god damn Star Wars spin off before they even start filming Godzilla 2

And I honestly find myself worrying about the likelihood of a Wonder Woman movie if Batman Vs Superman flops. I don't know why I'm so attached to her, aside from the obvious, but I so want her to have her own movie.

bob. 07-27-2014 07:21 PM

Have you seen the teaser for Dawn of Justice?

It won't flop

and yeah she looks incredible

djchameleon 07-27-2014 07:40 PM

She looks tiny and I don't dig the Xena warrior princess garbs they have her in.

The Batlord 07-27-2014 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by bob. (Post 1473074)
Have you seen the teaser for Dawn of Justice?

It won't flop

and yeah she looks incredible


Apparently the trailer has already been obliterated from the net by Warner Bros. But I did get rick rolled looking for it.




And yeah, when I saw pictures of Gal Gadot the actress, I was dubious, but I guess she bulked up pretty good, cause I can bet behind this...


http://cdn.indiewire.com/dims4/INDIE...nder-woman.png


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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1473079)
She looks tiny and I don't dig the Xena warrior princess garbs they have her in.

Nitpicker. Would you rather she was covered in the American flag? It might work in a comic book, but in real life it's ridiculous. And her size won't matter as much in a movie. They made real people look hobbit-sized with camera angles, so I'm sure they can make a woman look Amazon-sized. And you have to admit, she does look pretty badass.

djchameleon 07-27-2014 07:43 PM

Tiny frame. Bulking up won't change that.

The Batlord 07-27-2014 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1473081)
Tiny frame. Bulking up won't change that.

Yeah it can. That's the entire point of bulking up. And this is Hollywood we're talking about. Just how many tall, bulked-up women who could pull off the Amazon look and can act do you think are actually wandering around?

GuD 07-27-2014 07:55 PM

It's a blockbuster action movie s'not like they have to be that great at acting. Hollywood's picked up female athletes in the past and great movies were had. What's that one boxer chick's name? She's lost like 2 fights out of one hundred-something.

djchameleon 07-27-2014 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1473085)
Yeah it can. That's the entire point of bulking up. And this is Hollywood we're talking about. Just how many tall, bulked-up women who could pull off the Amazon look and can act do you think are actually wandering around?

If they are going to dress her like Xena they could have gotten Lucy Lawledd . I am sure they could have also found on unknown that was tall enough.

When I say frame, she is too short and her measurements aren't up to par bulking up doesn't make you taller.

The Batlord 07-27-2014 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1473089)
If they are going to dress her like Xena they could have gotten Lucy Lawledd . I am sure they could have also found on unknown that was tall enough.

Yeah, having Lucy Lawless play Don't-Call-Her-Xena wouldn't at all have been retarded. Though in a perfect world that would have been epic.

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When I say frame, she is too short and her measurements aren't up to par bulking up doesn't make you taller.
Like I said, camera angles. They do wonders. If they were able to make her look not tiny, then would you be on board with her? Cause height aside, she does look like Wonder Woman.

djchameleon 07-27-2014 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1473096)
Like I said, camera angles. They do wonders. If they were able to make her look not tiny, then would you be on board with her? Cause height aside, she does look like Wonder Woman.

I can't believe you being the boob guy that you are that you like her as Wonder Woman at all.

I wish they went through with this series but then again I didn't watch the pilot so who knows.

http://i2.cdnds.net/11/13/618x433/55...oman_set_4.jpg

She would have made a better Wonder Woman plus this costume is better.

The Batlord 07-28-2014 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1473133)
I can't believe you being the boob guy that you are that you like her as Wonder Woman at all.

I wish they went through with this series but then again I didn't watch the pilot so who knows.

http://i2.cdnds.net/11/13/618x433/55...oman_set_4.jpg

She would have made a better Wonder Woman plus this costume is better.

I'm certainly a boob man, but I respect the character of Wonder Woman far too much to let that be get in the way of her characterization. Now if it were Power Girl...

And I'd heard they passed on a Wonder Woman TV show, but I didn't know there was a pilot made. Gotta track that down.

ladyislingering 07-28-2014 12:26 AM

I really think humans need to be struck with a new and deadly foodborne illness only found in meat because I'm tired of dealing with how stupid some of them are.

The Batlord 07-28-2014 12:32 AM

Gluten-free bread should contain Anthrax. http://www.atheistnetwork2.com/image...ace_smiley.png

ladyislingering 07-28-2014 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1473152)
Gluten-free bread should contain Anthrax. http://www.atheistnetwork2.com/image...ace_smiley.png

that'd be vile (though I consider it only a treat now, and only buy it when I have a severe craving)

but still

there are too many people dumbing it up.

Isbjørn 07-28-2014 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1473152)
Gluten-free bread should contain Anthrax. http://www.atheistnetwork2.com/image...ace_smiley.png

Capital A? You want people to eat little bits of a Big Four thrash band? That's just sick.

GuD 07-29-2014 07:52 PM

I don't like the flavor of Kombucha I bought but it was 6$ so I'll feel guilty if I don't drink it.

It's so nasties...

GuD 07-29-2014 07:54 PM

and i forgot my book at work.

=(

Dr_Rez 08-01-2014 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1473147)
I really think humans need to be struck with a new and deadly foodborne illness only found in meat because I'm tired of dealing with how stupid some of them are.

Wait wut?

Janszoon 08-01-2014 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Briks (Post 1473174)
Capital A? You want people to eat little bits of a Big Four thrash band? That's just sick.

:laughing:

Scarlett O'Hara 08-02-2014 01:50 AM

Why I only where lipstick now:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.n...51931946_n.jpg

Cuthbert 08-02-2014 03:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1474713)

haha

I tried to start a thread before about this sort of stuff, this is what I wanted to see.


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