You had to try the unripe tomatoes to know if they tasted like **** or not?

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/629094144/hC95CAA09/

Just fry them with some breading and make em delicious.

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/best-fried-green-tomatoes/

my government continues to inject fluoride into my drinking water, forcing a higher level of dental health upon me without my expressed consent despite my numerous attempts to resolve the matter by complaining about it online.

:laughing:

Man, it's a good thing Oojay isn't around.

lol, I missed you guys and I can't walk from like 2 straight days of sex. First world? Not sure.

I don't know either. Maybe you should tell us more about it so we can make an informed decision.

I know there's a hair in my mouth. I can feel it on my tongue. But whenever I try to grab it mysteriously disappears, only to reappear five minutes later.

This happens to me, but it's usually a stray hair that falls behind my glasses. I'll grab at it, think it's gone, then after a minute or two I blink and it reappears.

So basically what you two are saying is that, through a miracle of quantum mechanics, this hair keeps disappearing from Batty's mouth and appearing on HPD's glasses and vice versa in a continuous loop. Do I have that right?

oop

jay

I heated up subway which was afterwards still a bit cold. So I heat it again and now it's too hot but I'm really hungry. :mad:

The bun was all rubbery and ****ty too wasn't it?


http://s1.ipicture.ru/uploads/20130213/F98iIV6h.jpg

I bought too much lettuce and ended up having to throw some of it away because it got funky. :(

No it was soggy by the end of it. :(

happens way too often but it's not even that I buy too much. I just don't use it fast enough.

I bought two giant containers of spring mix at Costco, thinking they'd keep more than a couple weeks. NOPE.

Which reminds me I've been meaning to look up the shelf life on lettuce. What is it? two weeks exactly or a week an a half?

Let me google that for you http://www.atheistnetwork2.com/image...ace_smiley.png

I'm too lazy to even open another tab. you expect me to click that link?

Nope

Why doesn't being stoned and painting your nails go together
I'm so upset

also this is popcorn is too salty
whyyyyyyyyyyyy

I can't go to Seattle Pride this year because it's a sale day at my store and it's mandatory that I'm there. Being the best at what I do has its downfalls. :(

(On the bright side, a lot of the gay/lesbian coworkers I have will be able to attend the parade and celebration.)

I know that feels. I'm gonna miss the day time part which is mostly just the floats and stuff but here it basically just turns into an all night party in the streets. **** got pretty crazy last year, lots of public drunkenness and public sex. Neither of which I'm adverse to, really.

My firstworld problem of the day is that it's cold and foggy out and I want it to be sunny and warm out so I can go to the beach and stare at the ocean.

there are two toadlers having temper tantrums at the same time, outside, in my neighborhood.

to top it off, there's a fucking blackbird cawing about something and it won't shut the hell up.

WHAT DO THESE TWO CREATURES HAVE TO BE SO ANGRY ABOUT?

NOTHING.

THAT'S WHAT.

Shut the fuck up!!!

Is a toadler some kind of frog?

nah, just an amusing term for a small child.

we're not really fans of each other.

I find them smelly, filthy, and annoying (and they stare and/or cower when they see me, most of the time).

Kinda like how those twenty-somethings all seem to have an irrational hatred towards children?

It isn't irrational and it isn't hatred.

But we've been over this before. Some of us just don't have that bizarre desire to breed or mollycoddle tiny humans. I find it mind-blowing how their parents/other wide-eyed breeder types can even understand what they say half the time (I don't speak kidlish, I guess) so they just irritate me. Always have, always will. End of discussion. Carry on.

It's interesting how you see my ridiculing your exaggerated distaste for children on the whole as me wanting you to breed. Whatever, I'm not a kid anymore so I don't care. I get the last word now. Carry on.

Some of us just don't have the "Loving kids" gene. I'll gush like a lunatic over a kitten, but a baby just looks like a cross between a monkey and a tumor to me. Don't know why, but children just hold no interest. They're just boring.

What's wrong with monkeys?

http://babyanimalz.com/blog/wp-conte...-resting-4.jpg

Never liked monkeys either. They always looked ugly to me. And I don't get people's cutesy obsession with them either. Chimpanzees are violent creatures. I once saw one take a baby chimp from its mother and eat it on a documentary. Cannibalism is not cute.

And yes I know chimps aren't actually monkeys.

I might just like having you around.

I feel so weird when a bunch of chicks are surrounding a human baby, losing their minds over it, and I'm just thinking "I've already seen like 50 of those things today, they all look the same, and their moms are all pretty weird"

but the very second a customer walks in with a puppy

OH LORD

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY LORD

that customer is going to know how cute I think their dog is, and isn't it just the sweetest widdle baby fluff-fluff I've ever seen in my whole entire life (yes it is!), etc. etc.

(fun fact: two chicks I work with have named Ki & I the godparents of their beautiful cat)

I understand child apathy but when 40 percent of your MB posts consist of bitching about how much you hate the snivelling bastards it seems a little over the top to me I don't know. I hate white people but you don't see me incessantly going on about it.

Fake metal fan spotted.

Right, so let's talk about monkeys, which are adorable.

http://www.acuteaday.com/blog/wp-con...sed-monkey.jpg

Come on, he looks like a fucking pokemon, how is that not cute?

its nose (or lack thereof) is pretty terrifying. but its little hands are so cute.

more first world problems from the childfree camp:

>need to piss really bad
>kid screaming in the bathroom
>it's ok, I'll wait
[10+minutes have passed]
>I'll just go next door

They're cute, until they throw poop at you.

it looks like a little voldemort kitten

That's pretty much how I feel about my coworkers.