Maybe distract him with some tuna?

I had gotten accustomed to the ****ty free coffee I get at one job and for a brief moment forgot the delight of proper, real ****ing coffee that I can get at my new job. Every morning at my old job starts off with disappointment and a scratchy, sticky feeling in my throat from beans that taste like they were roasted in the dark ages. On the plus side coffee from the new job ends up tasting a lot better.

So...problem solved?

I'm not sure. It's a confusing time for me.

my worst first world coffee problems:

there are Starbucks stores on pretty much every corner near where I work and on the way down to that particular area ... and not a single Caribou Coffee or Peet's.

I have only used the coffeemaker we have in the kitchen about a handful of times since we got it a year ago because I'm fussed over how I can't find the right balance between coffee, milk, and whatever flavoring I prefer at the time. That's too much responsibility for one woman.

There are crappy coffee mixes you can get at covenience stores all over Ontario called "Seattle's Best Coffee". If that's Seattle's best, I'd sure hate to taste its worst.

Aren't like twelve? What the **** are you doing drinking coffee and having opinions as to its quality?

I come from the land of Tim Hortons!

But actually, I can't stand most coffee.

.

wut

Batlord's grammar mistakes must be documented for posterity.

Got me a Dunkin Donuts Iced Mocha w/cream/sugar, and it's making me feel like I'm on a Scarface pile of Coke, but I can't stop drinking it. I ****ing hate coffee.

****. I saw that as soon as I looked at Pet_Sounds' post. I figured there was no way somebody had pounced on it that quickly, so I'd have time to edit my post so nobody would notice. **** Frownland.

my go-to online piracy website is being hella laggy lately. all i wanna do is watch tv shows i'd normally have to pay for for free. :(

Check your PMs.

Try this one: TubePlus - Top 10 Tv-Show Movies & TV shows as per IMDB

This is what I watch Ink Master on.

I already sent that to him. Try to keep up, Jersey boy.

You PMed him instead of sharing it with the public. Selfish bitch.

I've always been under the impression that posting links to pirating sites is frowned upon.

This thread thrives on posting youtube links.. I fail to see how that is a reasonable argument. :usehead:

*shrug*

I assumed it was in the rules. At least whenever I've seen anybody share piracy sites on here it always seems to happen by PM.

Before they branched out DD was a New England thing only. I can't remember the number of times I'd drive there first thing in the morning, still semi-drunk, and buy a couple of large coffees with extra sugar and a half dozen maple frosted donuts to help me and Lin come back from the dead.

I can't find some CDs of albums I want, and all there are is illegal low-fidelity downloads of them that sound like ****e. Time to bribe the store guy to find them for me.

gearing up for a lateskate and I wanna listen to music but it's impossible to keep my head warm with a beanie and wear headphones at the same time without looking completely stupid. I mean, look at this shit:

http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/...38eb2d4fd7.jpg

I wasn't gonna say anything.

So Americans call toques beanies?

The pirate bay is down. Or atleast the proxy sites were when I checked last week.

To quote myself:

Somebody forgot to buy and replace the empty toilette paper roll... I found out once I had finished my #2 (pound sign!) :-)

Use your sock, then turn it inside out. #firstworldproblemsolved

Personnal experience speaking?

****in a right mother ****er.

No regrets.

Except for the smell.

...and the weird looks from people in line at Wal Mart.

ell, I guess it would be ok if it was a smoothy #2. Bu you would have some pain walking if it was a chunky #2... :-)

Too many peanuts + shittin Payday bars = Ouch

It's so cold outside this cafe but I can't stop downloading music

:yikes:

I'm getting snow all over my laptop but I'm addicted to the internet