It's so cold and stiff
But that doesn't worry me
Because you're still warm

When you need to get the mother****er on the phone

Deal's going down now
I have no more faith in you
Call me you *******

The evil media and poor Bill Cosby.

Lying rape victims
Bill Cosby is innocent
L O L drama

Dick stuck in your pocket pussy.

I tried to get off
Now I cannot get it off
At least it won't leave

Waiting on hold for an hour with customer service

Why play cheesy songs?
I can tell you're not coming.
I might just hang up.

When you spill food on your shirt.

Oh god, **** this ****
I just washed this stupid thing
Eh, who ****ing cares?

Trannies

Adam's apple? Check.
Whatever, she has boobies.
Damn! Tricked again.

When you have a wedgy

My underwear crawls
stealthily on upward
why does it do this

next theme: turtles

Oh, turtle power
Great heroes on a half-shell
Defeat the Shredder

Truckers

They all have nicknames
Like, go Cousin Lover 7
Unnecessary

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