I wrote this poem
while I was on the toilet it is a haiku Next topic: birds |
Birds have wings to fly
They have wings to move in air People suck at that Next topic: Losing |
somebody screwed me
or perhaps I screwed myself either way I lost next topic: diarrhea |
Hits at the worst times
When you're least expecting it Gunk flies out your ass Next topic: Vomit |
I had just written this masterpiece about diarrhea...
Darn! I have the runs and I don't think I'll make it. ****. I soiled my pants. :( ...but you were faster than me. Now I'll focus on vomit: My sour belly warns me with a nasty burp. I'm gonna vomit! Subject: When you see a living lobster in a water tank at a Chinese restaurant and you feel really guilty because you know its days are numbered. |
You'll be boiled alive
They say you're delicious ****ing metal, dude Witnessing a hit and run but you won't talk to the police cuz no snitchin. |
Lobsters can suck it
I saw a lobster today It flipped me the bird Oatmeal Edit: Don't care. Already did this over three times cause people posted just before me, and I'm not doing it again. If I were a mod I'd just delete Frownland's post. |
Witnessing a hit and run but you won't talk to the police cuz no snitchin:
I saw the driver run that girl down and leave, but I don't squeal to pigs. Oatmeal: I love cooked oatmeal hot and sweet with brown sugar stirred into dark swirls. Next topic: when you give into kleptomaniacal urges to steal something petty |
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tasteless breakfast time for those who can trust Quakers!? edit: took a while to write a haiku and plug at the same time. Quote:
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I must have it now
I would kill to get that **** I need my next fix Next Topic: Stupid essays for honors classes |
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