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Old 11-22-2014, 04:41 PM   #11 (permalink)
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It's so cold and stiff
But that doesn't worry me
Because you're still warm

When you need to get the mother****er on the phone
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*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

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Old 11-22-2014, 04:56 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Deal's going down now
I have no more faith in you
Call me you *******

The evil media and poor Bill Cosby.
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Old 11-22-2014, 05:10 PM   #13 (permalink)
Fck Ths Thngs
 
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Lying rape victims
Bill Cosby is innocent
L O L drama

Dick stuck in your pocket pussy.
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Old 11-22-2014, 05:16 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I tried to get off
Now I cannot get it off
At least it won't leave

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Old 11-22-2014, 05:26 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Why play cheesy songs?
I can tell you're not coming.
I might just hang up.

When you spill food on your shirt.
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Old 11-22-2014, 05:32 PM   #16 (permalink)
Who wants this dick?
 
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Oh god, **** this ****
I just washed this stupid thing
Eh, who ****ing cares?

Trannies
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Old 11-22-2014, 06:14 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Adam's apple? Check.
Whatever, she has boobies.
Damn! Tricked again.

When you have a wedgy
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Old 11-22-2014, 07:54 PM   #18 (permalink)
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My underwear crawls
stealthily on upward
why does it do this

next theme: turtles
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Old 11-22-2014, 09:20 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Oh, turtle power
Great heroes on a half-shell
Defeat the Shredder

Truckers
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Old 11-22-2014, 11:07 PM   #20 (permalink)
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They all have nicknames
Like, go Cousin Lover 7
Unnecessary

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