The Batlord

Do they make guitars
That are modeled after fish?
That's totally weird

Star Wars

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Chula Vista

I tried to blast you.
I will never be like you.
I am your father.

The Exorcist

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

VEGANGELICA

A girl's head turns round.
The demon enters a priest.
He jumps to his death.

Octopi

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Chula Vista

I have eight damn legs.
Want to try that some time drunk?
Stay away from stairs.

Jimmy Page.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

Frownland

A great guitarist
No doubt, but he's not a god
Zeppelin rules though

Chula's reaction to me saying Jimmy's not a god.

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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.

Pet_Sounds

You stupid *******
Jimmy Page is the saviour
**** you goddamn ****

Orthodontists.

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Everybody's dying just to get the disease

Chula Vista

He's counts for 2. FAIL!

Serious question: Where do you rank Page among greatest ever rock guitarists?

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

Frownland

I'm counting these syllables on slurred speech, give me a break.

Top 10 probably. Zappa, Gary Lucas, Marc Ribot, Alex Skolnick, Jimi Hendrix, Thurston Moore are a few of the ones I rank above Page. I would call very few artists gods, that's a term that I don't dole out easily and it's usually granted to jazz or avant-garde artists (mostly because that's where my taste is oriented). Hendrix is the only one I'd call a god on that list, maybe Marc Ribot too, but not for his rock contribution.

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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.

simplephysics

They are all Sadists,
who love to see you suffer.
Don't forget your bands.

Urban Hatemonger

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one font under god

Chula Vista

Holds life in his hands.
Wait, is he a she or he?
As a newb, not sure.

Batlord.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”