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Old 11-24-2014, 09:42 AM   #61 (permalink)
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picked up an apple
it told me a dirty joke
my that fruit was fresh

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Old 11-24-2014, 10:02 AM   #62 (permalink)
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I always share my bull****
Who are these people?

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Old 11-24-2014, 10:11 AM   #63 (permalink)
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I think I dig Limp Bizkit
And I love my tits

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Old 11-24-2014, 10:27 AM   #64 (permalink)
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M16 in hand
I has an itchy finger
bye bye little dude

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Old 11-24-2014, 10:29 AM   #65 (permalink)
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All pizza is good
Some borders on very good
Some is f*cking great

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and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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Old 11-24-2014, 10:33 AM   #66 (permalink)
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I see you driving
Round town with the girl I love
and I'm like Haiku

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Old 11-24-2014, 10:37 AM   #67 (permalink)
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"Blank" does rhyme with "Plank"
And that's all I have to say
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Old 11-24-2014, 10:47 AM   #68 (permalink)
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His best mystery
is "Murders of the Rue Morgue"
Read it if you dare.

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Old 11-24-2014, 10:33 PM   #69 (permalink)
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He wrote Sherlock Holmes
He really isn't known for much else
HE DID OTHER THINGS

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Old 11-25-2014, 12:43 AM   #70 (permalink)
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Stupid fake genre
made up to start fashion fads
no one cares about


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