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12-26-2014, 05:58 PM
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Dude... What?
Join Date: Oct 2013
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I found your stash of nudie mags and now that I know you're into my little pony porn I'm just all weirded out.
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12-26-2014, 06:01 PM
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SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
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Because I saw the videos of big pony porn in the computer's history. We can't afford two laptops anymore, you gotta delete that ****.
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12-26-2014, 06:21 PM
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Dude... What?
Join Date: Oct 2013
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Every time we go to a restaurant you fart at the table and act like it's no big deal even though everyone there heard it and is grossed out by you. Myself included. And those table manners, good grief. Did your mother never tell you to take smaller bites?
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12-26-2014, 10:27 PM
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Toasted Poster
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: SoCal by way of Boston
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Because you can't make up your mind.
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12-26-2014, 11:34 PM
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,216
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Because you're making me go deaf. Shut your damn mouth for five minutes, woman!
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12-26-2014, 11:48 PM
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SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
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Because you just let the jizz dry on your chest hair. That's nasty dude.
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12-26-2014, 11:54 PM
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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That was an invitation. It'll never work out between us cause you're clearly a finicky eater.
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12-26-2014, 11:55 PM
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SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
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Because we can afford food with flavour and **** like that and you go and buy some poor people **** like velveeta.
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