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Old 01-25-2015, 10:38 PM   #661 (permalink)
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Because I found the files you had in a hidden folder on your computer and I just... Hentai, dude? Really? With characters from Family Guy? This is some 7th grade shit

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damn dude. bringin out the heavy hitters for some deep cuts. deeps.
Hey, I might love me some hentai, but Family Guy and Simpsons and Flinstones and Jetsons **** is just for laughs as far as I'm concerned. Disney porn is where it's at though.
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Old 01-26-2015, 12:19 AM   #662 (permalink)
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Because I know you love henti.Fact.Admitting it is the problem.
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Old 01-26-2015, 12:36 AM   #663 (permalink)
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Me? Dude. No. If I'm watching porn it's gonna be some girl playing with herself or something boring like that. I save the fun stuff for the bedroom. Not mine though. Mine is... well it's in a state that's not conducive to sexy times. Marriage won't work because dude... hentai? Come on. Snooooze. You must not know me well enough to know what kinda porn I like so... Christ is this TMI or what
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Old 01-26-2015, 05:42 AM   #664 (permalink)
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Old 01-26-2015, 07:16 AM   #665 (permalink)
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Old 01-26-2015, 08:27 AM   #666 (permalink)
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because that joke was dimly witted.
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Old 01-26-2015, 08:34 AM   #667 (permalink)
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Old 01-26-2015, 08:38 AM   #668 (permalink)
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Because you do not apperciate th fact that I was one a field trip to the fire station How funny is it to run into a fireman you used to sleep with?

Heeeey how yoooou doin?

I feel bad cause I gave him a huge hug and he got all kindas of funny looks...OOps there goes my texts....
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Because your avatar is of a scantily clad woman, and there can be only one!
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Old 01-27-2015, 12:40 PM   #670 (permalink)
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