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Old 02-22-2015, 08:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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If her personality stayed the same I'd definitely hit her.

(before Lil reads)
well, I might be ugly but at least I'm not fat.

I can cope with being ugly, it's cool.
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Old 02-22-2015, 07:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Because your cis-scum.
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Old 02-22-2015, 07:23 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Because my cis-scum is none of your business. I keep it in the basement and we both agreed that you don't go down there.

@Bat because you suck at posting links and affirm your ****e taste. I've seen photos of what she looks like, worry not.

EDIT: you fixed it. Wouldn't bang a chunker like that. Maybe it's the height, idk.
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Old 02-22-2015, 07:36 PM   #4 (permalink)
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You're always bringing home strange men.

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*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

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Old 02-22-2015, 07:37 PM   #5 (permalink)
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That's because people are strange when you're a stranger.
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Old 02-22-2015, 07:46 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Because shut the **** up about the god damn Beatles and David ****ing Bowie already!
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Old 02-22-2015, 07:56 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Because shut the **** up about the god damn Beatles and David ****ing Bowie already!
*cough* Jim Morrison *cough*
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Because shut the **** up about the god damn Beatles and David ****ing Bowie already!
I love how you missed my Doors reference.
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Old 02-22-2015, 08:18 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 02-22-2015, 08:28 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Because you'd make me quieten down during sex so your mom doesn't hear us.
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