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Old 03-05-2015, 08:43 AM   #821 (permalink)
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Because you keep four eyes in a mason jar in your nightstand drawer. I wouldn't care but I'm pretty sure that they're human eyes and it's creepy that you make them watch while we bang.
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Old 03-05-2015, 10:39 AM   #822 (permalink)
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Because I'm not down with all the shit you did at band camp.
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Old 03-05-2015, 11:21 AM   #823 (permalink)
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Because I'll never forgive you for what you did to Mothra.
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Old 03-06-2015, 07:38 AM   #824 (permalink)
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Because you left me in West Va after you stole my car.
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Old 03-06-2015, 07:52 AM   #825 (permalink)
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Because motor boating can cause drowning, and sometimes death.
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Old 03-06-2015, 08:07 AM   #826 (permalink)
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Because you're jealous of my ta tas and everyone knows it
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Old 03-06-2015, 10:14 AM   #827 (permalink)
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Because you come home smelling like dead people.
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Old 03-06-2015, 11:10 AM   #828 (permalink)
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Because you smell like dead people on account of your lack of showering. I like your musk to a degree, but come on man at least shower once a week?
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Old 03-06-2015, 11:37 AM   #829 (permalink)
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Because you a vulgar.
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Since you can't seem to differentiate between noun and adjective, the wedding is off. I guess I'll be gitin drunk own a playne.
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