Drjohnrock

Here's something I saw somewhere else on the internet:

If you're naked on your front porch and your neighbor can't see you, you're rural

If you're naked on your front porch and your neighbor calls the cops, you're suburban

If you're naked on your front porch and your neighbor is also naked on his front porch, you're in Florida.

Psy-Fi

Florida man confesses to ‘doing all kinds of drugs’ after crashing Mustang through airport gate, trying to board planes

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Drjohnrock

Before I read the article, I would have be this happened at Miami International Aiport. When I was kid, that airport was pretty chill for being in a big city. But it's gotten a lot crazier in recent years. But yeah, a guy in Florida, that checks.