Oh wait I was insulting myself because I don't think I could ever be successful. It just accidentally came out in the form of a legendary burn.

Well, duh, I figured as much. (It's seriously no big deal, though, seeing as it gave me an excuse to use one of my 88,453 Jem gifs. I love that dumb show.)

Well it made me feel like I'd just destroyed your life with an epic put down, so thank you for that. It really does look like a ridiculous burn out of context doesn't it.

“The cure for suffering—which is the collision of consciousness with unconsciousness—is not to be submerged in unconsciousness, but to be raised to consciousness and to suffer more. The evil of suffering is cured by more suffering, by higher suffering. Do not take opium, but put salt and vinegar in the soul’s wound, for when you sleep and no longer feel the suffering, you are not. And to be, that is imperative. Do not then close your eyes to the agonizing Sphinx, but look her in the face and let her seize you in her mouth and crunch you with her hundred thousand poisonous teeth and swallow you. And when she has swallowed you, you will know the sweetness of the taste of suffering.” — Miguel de Unamuno, from Tragic Sense of Life

https://i.imgur.com/iPcK8hI.jpg

“The last time I cried? I was trying to fix the oven. I couldn’t get the goddamn knob to go on there, and it was just like, just end it now. End this ****in’ world. This WHOLE world.”
— Bob Odenkirk

I understand completely. My non-Chromebook computer feels much the same way. I JUST DID A SYSTEM RESTORE, YOU *******! I TRIED TO DO A WINDOWS REINSTALL BUT THERE WASN'T ENOUGH MEMORY WHAT THE **** EVEN IS THAT?! I JUST WANT YOU TO STOP RANDOMLY TURNING OFF! DIE IN A FIRE BEFORE I HAVE TO PAY $200 TO SOME PISSANT WHO'LL JUDGE MY PORN CHOICES!

And so it goes...

Yep. My phone kept refusing to work the other day (after months of being generally useless and infuriating), and while I was at the MetroPCS store watching them try in vain to fix it I finally just stopped them and said "Stop. It's fine. Just throw it in the garbage. It's fine." (..Also I read a while back that dudes at phone stores will scroll through your photos when they go into the back room, so I've been a bit paranoid since then) I miss how certain older appliances/electronics would start working again if you simply hit it in just the right spot/shook it a few times or whatever. Much more cathartic than smashing buttons desperately.

Delete system32.

Working perfectly now thx m(9-1)÷gay.