^^^

This has been literally no joke the most terrifying piece of media to me for the past couple years. And if you think you're immune then **** you, turn 30 and then tell me your body will be top-of-the-line fine for another decade.

I'm already there a year and a half after breaking my ankle.

I like that the end of the bit implies that athletes are destroying their bodies for the sake their careers and medical professionals are complicit.

"Mommy, can I go out and kill tonight?"

"You're a hurricane deep in my soul"

~ Myon & Shane 54 (ft. Amy Pearson) - "Hurricane" [Original Mix]

"Fuck everybody laughing at this shit."
-50 Cent

"A Florida University student was caught streaking on campus and apparently told police he was on acid and asked them to cut his dick off. Boy these kids today are crazy. In my day, we didn't need drugs, we would just cut our own dicks off."

-Norm MacDonald

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where is the 50 cent quote from>?