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-   -   Your Favorite Quotes! (https://www.musicbanter.com/games-lists-jokes-polls/81944-your-favorite-quotes.html)

Mr. Charlie 07-27-2015 08:54 PM
Haha.

Frownland 07-27-2015 08:54 PM
WHY ISN'T MY FAVOURITE BAND YOUR FAVOURITE BAND?!!!!!!1!!!1!!!!!! GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU PRETENTIOUS TWAT!

-Chula Vista

Oriphiel 07-27-2015 08:58 PM
"I'm a very serious musician. I've only used my didgeridoo-saxophone to masturbate once."

- Frownland

Chula Vista 07-27-2015 09:02 PM
"But I rent it out to the local porn producers on a regular basis".

- Frownland.

Frownland 07-27-2015 09:02 PM
Nah I didn't use it to masturbate, I masturbated to the thought of it when I was away from home and couldn't play it.

Black Francis 07-28-2015 08:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1619513)
I guess the idea used to be that, if someone leaned out of their window and shouted "Ho! You there! What are you at, my fine fellow? Desist immediately or I shall be constrained to inform the local constabulary!" (or words to that effect) it might dissuade him from robbing the car. Of course, as you say now, and rightly, you're more likely to get beaten up, shot, knifed, or, possibly, beaten up, knifed and shot.
:p:

TH cracks me up.

Oriphiel 08-04-2015 10:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hagrid (Post 1445580)
I had a delightful experience with my arsehole this morning. It's fat enough for my entire hand, and I couldn't help but rejoice in my first sexual experience asides from wanking in pure unadulterated relish.
.

Oriphiel 10-08-2015 05:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Xurtio (Post 1635418)
Quote:
Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1635417)
Pfft bitch please.
Sure, why not. I'm a seasoned bitch pleaser.
Also, this damn thread has so much comedy gold: http://www.musicbanter.com/games-lis...lica-make.html

For example...

Quote:
Originally Posted by tore (Post 1285401)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 1285400)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Whisk (Post 1285387)
Hey all. Its Whiskey. I just created this account to get in touch with a moderator.

I would like to be unbanned please. It was a big mistake to ask to be permanently banned. Also, Im sorry for being rude towards everyone lately.
Banned for multiple accounts.
I love you, Freebase.

:)

Goofle 10-08-2015 09:06 PM
I wouldn't piss up your bum if your belly was on fire.

Oriphiel 10-11-2015 07:54 AM
http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/48...e-turmoil.html


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