"It isn't the mountains ahead too climb that wear you out,its the pebble in your shoe"

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'Bowing'

Thank you,kind spelling policeman,but when I type too fast,I do **** up.
I am forever grateful for you correcting me,I will try not to **** up again,but don't count on perfection.

'Grin'

"If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right."

- Henry Ford

“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
― Frank Zappa

College it is!

lol good one

It's one of those jokes where you figure someone's gotta say it, and you might as well be the one to embarrass yourself.

Jerry: Traditionally, science fairs are a father and son thing.
Rick: Scientifically, traditions are an idiot thing.

Rick and Morty ****ing rules.

"It happened on a Sunday when my mother was escorting my twin brother and me down the steps of the tenement where we lived. We were going to church. While walking down the hallway to the entrance of the building, we heard an incredible crash mixed with screaming and cries for help. The accident involved three cars, all with families in them. Somehow, in the confusion, I was no longer holding my mother's hand. At the place where I stood at the curb, I could see something rolling from one of the overturned cars. It stopped at the curb where I stood. It was the head of a little girl. I bent down to touch the face, to speak to it -- but before I could touch it someone carried me away."

Joel-Peter Witkin (photographer/sculptor of my current avvy)